xenon [pup/pup's, she/her]

my favourite celestial body is probably the supermassive black hole of the CID-42 galaxy quasar (which is roughly 4 billion light years away)

evidence suggests it merged with another black hole, and the recoil from the gravitational forces ejected it out of the galaxy at several million kilometers an hour

okay but did you know neptune has rings

up with trans

my wife said the same thing lmao

originally the joke was going to be “leon kennedy is the one good cop” but it went slightly more against my values than saying “one good cis man”

leon kennedy is the one good cis man tbh

pronoun palace is cool and everybody should play it

if theres anybody reading this that regularly browses this mega but isnt trans i would like you to know you can be trans

you can just do that, its okay, you can just say youre trans and be trans and you can just change your mind later if you decide you dont like it

noooo thats tragic

i should wear my collar again, wore it 24/7 for like 2 years but stopped a few months ago for some reason

woaaa so cutes nd cozy :::o awesome

i have multiple sisters with benefits, including my wife

its peak

girls on here being like “how is everyone getting a wife” “i dont know how to flirt”. you are a girl, just say whatever you want a girl to say to you then shove her against a wall and have your way with her.

the number one tip i can give to anybody wanting to get in and maintain a relationship is to be confident (even if you arent actually confident!) know what you want and how you want it, communicate and practice getting better at doing so. relationships are work, they require effort, people cant read your mind

this is also why i say “dating is bad, date your friends”. coming into a relationship with a highly specific expectation at square one almost never works, and its much easier to get into a dynamic with someone who you already know! you cant exit the friend zone without entering it

i am not lucky, i am skilled

this wasnt actually meant to be a serious post (nor is it calling anybody out in specific or related to this mega in general, more just things i hear a lot lol) but i figured it might be worth it to write a little thing, so here it is

somebody casually showing me the 35 thousand dollars theyve spent on gacha games

the bourgeoisie are so terrible with money

puppy who gets rlly seepy after eatings and if she doesnt rest she stays eepy all day

(is me)

my wife calls me a power puppy whenever i do something cool

snake charming has nothing to do with the music and everything to do with the movement of the performer and the instrument essentially threatening the snake and making it treat the instrument (and performer) as a predator

lets all remember to support small businesses

which are different from big businesses because theyre exactly the same but smaller