Damn, stop making communism look like an anime power
You know all those shining emotes? all those memes with the eyes of characters glowing red?
yeah thats actually the light of communism being emitted, as depicted here.

my eyes do get like that when i am witnessing the mode of production conditioning the ideological superstructure.
The Stalingran
When I start saying shit at work that would make Lenin look as socailist as McCarthy by comparison and nobody knows because I changed some words around but they all agree anyways.
I’ve had a lot of success succinctly talking to conservatives at work about planned socialist economy. “Yeah, I’d eliminate unemployment pay, everyone here should work, the state should guarantee employment to everyone instead! And also, we could use those employments to boost our industry and healthcare, and with all that productivity we can finally pay for the pensions so they’re sustainable!”
When you walk into a woolen coat shop this happens and you get a magical girl transformation
Domain Expansion: Dialectical Materialism
shinicommie eyes
You shoot hammers out one eye, sickles from the other
Being a vampire and exclusively drinking the highest quality blood. (The bourgeoisie)
i wonder if vampires would prefer hemophiliacs and if that were the case, then feeding on the inbred hapsburgs would make sense
Intended effect: mind virus commie zombie, pathetic drone lost to islamo-bolshevism that must be put down
Effect:

ai image aside, the reflection shows explosion, but the lighting on the face implies studio light at parking lot 4, make it dramatic edition, 2/10
those would be rad contact lenses
Communism but it’s a Sega commercial
Reefer Madness —> Communist Madness
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