If I went to a chinese food place and got an ad in my fortune cookie I’d leave the first 1 star review of my life, and never go there again. That’s just despicable. Life in prison.
They’re putting ads in your food?
Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written on the sky… But not in food
You will meet a tall dark stranger brought to you by the new Kia Sorento
“Yes, we-“
Shut the fuck up. The fact you decided to be a quirk chungus as you’re begging poor people for money makes me hate you even more.
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Do ads that intentionally try to piss you off even work?
Yes, in that you’ll remember the company’s name. Sure, maybe you hate them, but then the next time you’re talking about how bad the gambling markets are, you mention polymarket by name, and then maybe the person you’re talking to decides to check them out and start gambling.
Just another thing the kids growing up in gen alpha will never get to experience, being there alone eating without ads in your face, or eating with someone else and having a conversation.
I’m imagining people at a national park sitting around a campfire at night enjoying the great outdoors. But suddenly a phalanx of noisy drones appears spelling out “Are ya Polymarketing? Ya gotta Polymarket!” and then an AI voice starts giving giving hot trends ya gotta know about…
All I want to know is what does the fortune on the other side say
“always bet on black”
Ftx did this first and it was also annoying
The first time I saw an ad in a fortune cookie was CapitalOne bank
Where do I put the Polymarket bet for the Luigi-ing of their CEO(In Minecraft, In Roblox, I disavow)
Kalshi
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