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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 hours ago

Dystopia fortune

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Dystopia fortune

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 hours ago
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  • XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml
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    8 hours ago

    If I went to a chinese food place and got an ad in my fortune cookie I’d leave the first 1 star review of my life, and never go there again. That’s just despicable. Life in prison.

  • oliveoil [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    9 hours ago

    They’re putting ads in your food?

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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      Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written on the sky… But not in food

  • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    You will meet a tall dark stranger brought to you by the new Kia Sorento

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    13 hours ago

    “Yes, we-“

    Shut the fuck up. The fact you decided to be a quirk chungus as you’re begging poor people for money makes me hate you even more.

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    14 hours ago

    Please open verification cookie to continue.

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    15 hours ago

    Do ads that intentionally try to piss you off even work?

    • barrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Yes, in that you’ll remember the company’s name. Sure, maybe you hate them, but then the next time you’re talking about how bad the gambling markets are, you mention polymarket by name, and then maybe the person you’re talking to decides to check them out and start gambling.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Just another thing the kids growing up in gen alpha will never get to experience, being there alone eating without ads in your face, or eating with someone else and having a conversation.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      I’m imagining people at a national park sitting around a campfire at night enjoying the great outdoors. But suddenly a phalanx of noisy drones appears spelling out “Are ya Polymarketing? Ya gotta Polymarket!” and then an AI voice starts giving giving hot trends ya gotta know about…

      • Enjoyer_of_Games [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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  • principalkohoutek [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    14 hours ago

    All I want to know is what does the fortune on the other side say

    • TheBroodian [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      9 hours ago

      “always bet on black”

  • Noodles4dinner [none/use any]@hexbear.net
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    Ftx did this first and it was also annoying

    • agentant [any]@hexbear.net
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      13 hours ago

      The first time I saw an ad in a fortune cookie was CapitalOne bank

  • agentant [any]@hexbear.net
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    Where do I put the Polymarket bet for the Luigi-ing of their CEO(In Minecraft, In Roblox, I disavow)

    • barrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      14 hours ago

      Kalshi

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    15 hours ago

    Related - r/mildlyinfuriating - I got a Polymarket ad in my fortune cookie

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      15 hours ago

      A Reddit link was detected in your comment. Here are links to the same location on alternative frontends that protect your privacy.

      • redlib.nohost.network
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