I can’t prove it but I know that JD Vance has something to do with this.
CIA hit him with the cancer gun for not being a chud
he isn’t? please elaborate
He has been quite outspoken against Israel, war, AI and Trump
All Popes Are Chuds
He is just on the less chuddy side of things, but you don’t become God’s Representative On Earth™ by being a commie
Radlib pope radlib pope
Eh…? He’s alright.
The year: 999 thru 1520
My neighbor told me the malarial swamps Rome was built on keep eating his popes so I asked how many popes he has and he said he just goes to the conclave and gets a new pope afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding popes to the malaria swamp and then his daughter started crying.

Except for 1309-1376
Left-wing radical Pope removing right half of body one piece at a time
The host wafers were adulterated with asbestos. They’ve been upping the ratio of asbestos fiber-to-wheat flour for years to cut production costs.
There are generation of Catholics who have spent their entire lives only seeing one or maybe two popes.
Catholics these days get a new pope every 5 years or so.
It is truly the age of prosperity.
Even the Catholic church has become a total gerontocracy smhh
JP2 had an unusually long papacy. There was a 42-year span with effectively just 2 popes, but since then it’s been closer to the average length of just under a decade.
ameripope smoked heaps of newport menthols confirmed
Just like Breaking Bad
Breaking Bread wasn’t enough for this lion of a Pontiff. Say His Name.
Popenberg?
holy smoke?
This is why the White Sox lost
“Cleveland sends its regards”
Hmm maybe it isn’t a good idea for all the most powerful people in the world to be 900 years old
That was quick
Chicago air
Not looking forward to the Evangelical/Zionists folks to claim how God is sending a sign to Christians that the “holy war” being fought by the fascist IOF is righteous if the anti-genocide pope dies. I mean they already are doing it, but their propaganda pushes after major figureheads are “struck down” (while not applying that same logic when theirs are “smited”) is so much worse. Would be worth some of it if basically all of them believed the next “rapture” BS and lost everything this time. But I am sure they would send all their stuff and money to the IOF since of course they “won’t be needing it”.
Cursed by woke :(
