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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 19 days ago

Goonia... this has to be a troll account.

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Goonia... this has to be a troll account.

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 19 days ago
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  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    Isn’t half of Mystiques angst centered around how (she thinks) her natural form looks monsterous?

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      The problem is she doesnt look monstrous to freaks like me :^)

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        Mystique was my favourite from X-Men as a kid.

        That makes way too much sense now. Of course I would like the shapeshifter with body dysmorphia

        • 9to5 [she/her]@hexbear.net
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          19 days ago

          fry

          • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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            Lady, you better believe that if I could, I would be a shapeshifter

            You basically get everything short of energy projection or psychic powers

            Plus, big naturals, which are always welcome

            • 9to5 [she/her]@hexbear.net
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              Just in it for the big naturals but you do make it sound appealing.

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                Yeah

                Personally, I would have large unnaturals (claws, scales, other things… :hyperflush:)

                • 9to5 [she/her]@hexbear.net
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                  Leathery wings. Hooves. Horns. The full package ofc.

                • TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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                  18 days ago

                  Tentacles. Wings.

            • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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              You basically get everything short of energy projection or psychic powers

              Marvel apparently now has comics where ‘I just win’ is a superpower; not even exaggerating, there’s a character whose powers rewrite reality to put her on the winning side.

              Also personally I’d take the mind control powers any day; I’d rather have the comfort of knowing I’m never getting fired or attacked.

              • chgxvjh [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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                I’d take the mind control powers

                Problematic

                • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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                  No, they aren’t. think-about-it

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Most of her angst is that she’s bisexual and sleeps with the worst men imaginable

      Azazel, Magneto, some guy named Bill

      • theperfidiousOrbweaver [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Isn’t the former usually the justification for the latter? I’d probably also have awful taste if I had a “good” reason to believe I was a horrific monster that nobody could or should ever love.

      • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Whom among us

      • filipinokilla [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        magneto is a good guy!

  • SootySootySoot [any]@hexbear.net
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    Careful now, you might be forced to acknowledge the existence of a character who doesn’t look like the singular western white “beautiful woman” stereotype.

    I really don’t get it. Sure they want to goon, but must it be over the exact same clone forever all day every day? Even if so, maybe some characters could exist for reasons other than being gooned over

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    let me just fix those tags:

    On the left: designed by a gamer if they actually had any real world skill and ability to create rather than just cry on the internet

    On the right: designed by an actual artist

    Also I’ve seen gameplay footage of wolverine, unless mystique looked like a 10,000 year old dragon (if you know what I mean) no gamer was ever gonna like it

    • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Wolverine’s uniform should have a boob window. Hire gamers.

      • huf [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUWBoYwAgaE

        • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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          I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

          • yewtu.be
          • inv.nadeko.net
          • yt.artemislena.eu
          • piped.video
      • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        What if they made all the dudes have little ball cleavage windows.

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    Obviously there are many problems with this and this isn’t the greatest among them, but it’s funny how even here they make her scaly blue skin lighter and more uniform in color. One must imagine that a lot of their interest in Mystique comes from from the movie portrayal, but that version had much darker and noisier scales (and the comic version pretty much always looks at least a bit darker even if her skin was generally uniform, and she certainly looks older than this version with sharper features and/or a longer face, depending on the artist).

  • theperfidiousOrbweaver [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Type of dude who genuinely imagines Magneto boning someone who could be his grandchild. catgirl-disgust

    • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      also magneto and mystique don’t even like each other in the comics and she’s older than him by like a century or 2

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        Her being that old makes this way funnier. sicko-hippie

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      This dude also imagines Magneto with big naturals though, so it evens out

  • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    this has to be a troll account.

    Sorry that’s my account for mass producing GCJ content

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    Obviously fake gamers, boobs are smaller in the left one. /j

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      lol I just noticed they kept the costume mostly identical except for that tactical cleavage window

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        Why would you want to leave a part of chest that vulnerable in an otherwise sturdy suit? Do these people have any idea why armours exist? Those characters will get stabbed in the chest the moment they get into a fight!

  • chgxvjh [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Just kinda weird to have a breast window in what looks to be an armor.

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      Yes, but have you considered boobies? Check and Mate.

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        Actually the boobs are filled with kevlar and provide sufficient protection

        Actually a thing journal article cover Creating a Prototype for a Bullet-Resistant Implant: Application in Breast Prosthetics

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      I hate this shit so much. Same with powergirl. Sure, she doesn’t need armor, but the huge tits and thetitty window is just an absurd choice. If it was a real person and that was their choice, more power to her. Bht it’s not, somwone thought this is needed.

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        At least for a Kryptonian it’s not as much of a safety issue. Don’t think Mystique is immune to blades and bullets.

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    It’s funny to me that the face on the right is striking and interesting. The sunken in, yellow eyes. The expressiveness of her upset. The subtle line by her nose. It all serves as a full composition.

    Clearly she isn’t currently horny, but if she ever was then it’d probably be more memorable. They’ve actually given the character a personality and likely a plot where she has a reason to express it. I have no idea about the game though.

    I bet you anything that if they made her more like the left not only would she be subject to the normal critique of such a portrayal, freeze-gamer would likely be fatigued by her uninspired visage.

    And she’s a total cobalt smoke show as she is

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      Yeah, the closest the right hand image gets to “ugly” is that she’s currently unhappy, and… Okay? Characters have different moods, how well that’s depicted is a huge part of what makes narrative works (like, y’know, games) interesting!

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