TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]

Unironically this.

New site tagline (the whole thing).

Piefed, of course.

It is a good dinner, but it is not pizza.

Just wait a few minutes and Trump will fire him and replace him with a podcaster.

Wayne is universally recognized as a cursed middle name, but merging it into the first name is doubly cursed.

✋ Smokey the bear

👉 Spanky the birch

Keep the oil… in the ground.

Even if they just put it on DDOSecrets, I couldn’t afford the hard drive space for it in this economy.

Unless it’s one of the seven deadly fetishes.

Someone once told me that time is a flat circle.

They need to read Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus

I strongly feel this is an insult to life itself.

The pig union doesn’t want to pay out on lawsuits.

Frozen?

Former “gifted” child here. Only diagnosed as autistic in middle age.

Branson, Pigeon Forge, and Myrtle Beach are all windows ito the same circle of Hell.

They just do that sometimes.

Democrats will try absolutely anything, except for supporting popular progressive policies.