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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

Goonia... this has to be a troll account.

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Goonia... this has to be a troll account.

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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    Mystique was my favourite from X-Men as a kid.

    That makes way too much sense now. Of course I would like the shapeshifter with body dysmorphia

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      fry

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        Lady, you better believe that if I could, I would be a shapeshifter

        You basically get everything short of energy projection or psychic powers

        Plus, big naturals, which are always welcome

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          Just in it for the big naturals but you do make it sound appealing.

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            Yeah

            Personally, I would have large unnaturals (claws, scales, other things… :hyperflush:)

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              Leathery wings. Hooves. Horns. The full package ofc.

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                You’re just describing my dream body here ngl I would love to be a creature

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                  I wanna be a dragon

                  Maybe a robot

                  Some kind of big thing

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                    G1 Transformers dinobot homunculus

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              Tentacles. Wings.

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          You basically get everything short of energy projection or psychic powers

          Marvel apparently now has comics where ‘I just win’ is a superpower; not even exaggerating, there’s a character whose powers rewrite reality to put her on the winning side.

          Also personally I’d take the mind control powers any day; I’d rather have the comfort of knowing I’m never getting fired or attacked.

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            I’d take the mind control powers

            Problematic

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              No, they aren’t. think-about-it

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