Man, she is one horny motherfucker. Handies in the theater, blowies in the office, lesbian sex in the car… damn! Where does she find the time to rail against the LGBTQ community in-between fucking all the guys and gals in her office?
I had a girlfriend like her once. Once.
Oh I think she finds plenty of time for railing
What’s her OF?
At the same time?
in a row?
37?!
Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Yes, thirty-seven
I should rewatch Clerks…
See this is the rise of feminism female politicians can now be sexual predators as well.
Republicans said they were the party of family values. That is clearly not the case.
Different family values for different folks.
party of family values
Lots of families, value prices!
They never specify which family they take the values from. The de Sades is my guess.
Feeling more like the Habsburgs
If I had a consensual sexual relationship with her (without the power dynamic thing that makes this worse), I’d be paying her to keep it quiet. What an embarrassing person to be associated with.
That’s not what I meant when I said “fuck Lauren Boebert!”
I wouldn’t do it with Trump’s flaccid, deformed, child-bite-scarred stump of a chode on a 10 foot pole anyway.
ugh… again? and what off-Broadway show was it during this time?
How dare you!
Beetlejuice was a Broadway show, not off-Broadway! Though she did see the tour in Denver, not the actual Broadway cast.
Did attend. Wasn’t paying much attention to the stage
It always turns out to be the ones you suspect the most
I’d fuck her.
Yes, but you’d fuck anybody 😉 .
With a name like that…
Same, but probably regret it
Probably one of the few areas where she’s actually knowledgeable. 🤭
Seriously she’d be a real good hate fuck.
enjoy syphilis
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
When that copyright expires…
“Drop a dime on her”?
Who wrote this, a 15 year old?
Are 15 year olds using 1960s lingo now? Groovy.
Aside from the hypocrisy I don’t really care at all. So she had sex with three adults? Good for her. I actually think it’s kinda sad that she feels she needs to keep it a secret that she likes women. Other than that, she’s a terrible, terrible person, so I won’t be crying any tears for her.
But you know, there’s an actual sexual predator in your Whitehouse, his whole inner circle is filled with Nazis and pedo’s. When compared to all that, Lauren Boebert should get an award for being so… consensual about sex. I hate her hypocrisy, and she shouldn’t be using government money to book hotel rooms for her sexual escapades, but shaming women for liking sex? Miss me with that shit.
as long as it was consentual who cares who she fucked.
I’d agree with you if it weren’t for her blatant hypocrisy and judgment of others. If what you say in public doesn’t match what you do in private, and you’re a public figure meant to represent others… your lies and deceptions should be made clear to all.
Besides the hypocrisy, if it was her staffers there is a power dynamic there that makes it inherently non-consensual.
It’s a government job. She was also using her campain money and people taxes to rent cars and hotels to fuck her staffers. She even paid of them $200,000 to stay silent.
That’s actually the most interesting part - House rules bar House money from being used for private settlements with staffers. If someone gave her 200k, who was it? Was that a campaign contribution? Was that contribution documented and taxed? Very interesting financial questions
