hey now, I play a tortle, no fur involved thanks.

shellsona works tho

she can’t stop being a hag. and there’s no hormones or surgery that will ever make her a decent human.

Ninja school final exam.

their version is a bit less moist

kidney stones could move that fast

they’d shoot out of your body and probably take some of it (parts you may value) along for the ride at those velocities

ew. ty for the deets

$2b today, but if you just use 1920s labor… EH? IT’S FREE TUNNEL REAL ESTATE

Personally, if I knew the GM was secretly adjusting the game much I’d feel dissatisfied

the point is to make your death a fun and meaningful one, or at least a good punchline to a run. it’s not ‘to let you win’ - I’ve had characters of my own survive encounters but regret the outcome - I think you’re reducing the dm/gm role to a combat calculator, and there’s so much more going on with a talented one. storytelling is my favorite part of DM’ing and I’ll be fucked if I let a kobold derail the overall plan… but there’s a lot of room for kobold fuckery within that envelope.

so the jerk ratio is higher? genuine query, only played with friends irl

so cars it is.

I fucking hate people more than you do, trust me, but your rational doesn’t support your conclusion. unless your point is “i hate people so want to aid in destroying the planet so we all suffer” which, i guess, is an option.

a real asshole option. gigantic supperated scabbed over sphincter of a bloody discharge of an option but sure, you do you

or blended and sent down a tube! then you get reconstituted into a person at the other end of the pipe.

who needs the train.

*reconstitution methods tbd

this is why you contract out the tunnel construction to past you, when labor was cheaper. worked in london, nyc, paris… hell of a trick

walterlego’s bragging about operating on lightsong, and sparing us more of them.

odd flex but perhaps there’s something there… time will tell

yup. we were going to watch the teacher (McCaullif?) and they wheeled the TVs in for the launch. Then they didn’t know what to do until the principal went from class to class telling the teachers to unplug and we all got free time!

I fucking hate trying to figure out the default bindings for teeth 2/9

stupid devs

ah sports, it’s like friendship and human connections, but you just buy your way in with merch and tickets and shouting and mewling at the right times.

I make content 2-3 times a day. more if I’m eating lots of fiber.

re: buttered sourdough bread: also fantastic is texas toast on a skillet - just melt the butter, let the bread soak it up on each side, then pan toast that shit. it’s glorious.

never thought to gut other gourds, will try that!

bro you can make an amazing snack out of those pumpkin seeds. every year I try to do 2-3 jack-o-lantern pumpkins and end up with ~2l of seeds after scooping out all the innards. Dump them into a colander, rinse and scrub until all the pumpkin guts are washed out, and then roast them in your oven. I prep mine with a bit of olive oil then sprinkle with some hawaiian seasoning or garlic salt - spread it out on a baking sheet, 325f for an hour or so until thoroughly dry.