Rahm the Vacuous
Imagine starting your article by admitting you have bad sex
Feel bad for that dude’s wife (ex-wife?)
Disgusting analogy aside, why is he even still relevant?
“Just an irrelevant figure that no one wants to see anymore. Like my old ass useless dick.” lamented John Anzalone, who said that to a reporter for some reason
He’s got rahmmentum…in the sheets and at the polls!
I bet the donor class still loves him even though he’ll surely - cough - underperform.
lmao. What is wrong with these people. I mean, I know but…
That was my first thought too.
Sentences that make you want to rinse your eyes out after reading them.
a chat with this dude is tired. it is winded. few toes end up curling. it might end after two minutes, or someone needs to take a five minute breather in the middle. there is sweat running through a buttcrack. there is also sweat pooling on a belly roll. there may be a half-hearted moan that ends in a throat-clearing noise. when it’s over, washed-out underwear with loose waistbands are pulled up high. there are farts. there are coughs. then you go to sleep because you have work in the morning.
Slow and sloppy
Have you been hiding in my bedroom?
Chew Blue no matter whoStroke-a-Rahm go to the polls!
Articles like this are exactly why the Slop comm exists and should stay as is lol.
:D
“I just jerk him off until he cums on my titties. Metaphorically, of course. Don’t make it weird. …Fine, I’ll use a different analogy. When you don’t have to worry about getting pregnant, he can go hard and fast on your ass, stimulating your prostate directly until you climax in mere minutes. Does that…? Is that better? Don’t you want to vote for him now?”
No, there are millions of people who enjoy middle aged married sex, unlike speaking to Rahm Emanuel
My wife and I purposefully lengthening our sex sessions to spite Rahm Emanuel in particular
Edit: I’ve been notified that she does not care for this joke
I wish I never read this, it makes everything worse, also a case where that quote about sex and politics hits.
did aaron sorkin invent this psychosexual rahm emmanuel complex or did he just sell it?
This is like when ben Shapiro gave away the fact his wife doesnt enjoy fucking him
