
HWHAT

The mullet is a nice capstone on that picture. Business in the front, party in the back
The business is a failing jet ski dealership, the party has beer cans sadly bobbing around in an inflatable kiddie pool and you can’t shake the feeling somebody pissed in there.
It’s the evil kind of mullet as well. The Alan Jackson kind. Cool mullet is Kurt Russel in the 80s, leave a little party in the front and dont buzz the sides, just keep em trimmed around the ears.
Kurt Russell is the only person I can think of who has successfully worn a mullet. They are an almost universally awful hairstyle and I’ll hold this hill with my life until history vindicates me.
also Kris Kristofferson but these are just exceptions that prove your rule
When has that ever been the case, dipshit? Fuck this dude.
When they started making them into burgers obviously
i’d love for him to be truly scared and not performative scared



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