Look at how sad I am at this news.
Look at me.
Mind you, practically everyone in a megabank between the junior analysts and the C suite has “vice president” in their title, so it’s unlikely she was upper level management.
Bofa deez nuts
Edit: ok several people already made this joke
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Is so cooked that the only thing that I can think off is “So anyway, I started stabbing”
Pigs killed her because the idiots doesn’t know anything else beside shooting people.
Yeah the video that still is from is crazy to watch because there’s like literally 10+ cops surrounding her in a circle, two of them try tazing her and obviously the tasers fail to go through her shirt. She steps towards the nearest officer who tased her, swings her kitchen knives very slowly and is already stumbling (I assume at least one taser managed to get her). Cops all get scared and just immediately unload. Literally firing at will despite there being a bunch of civilians/cars and also their fellow cops in the crossfire.
Absolutely incredible none of them had the fucking intelligence or bravery to…you know…use their superior numbers to surround her and just tase her from behind or you know…grab her arms and get her to drop the knives.
Just parry the knife with their slop filled bellies.
In the best case a cop dies and in the worst case they can grab the knifes easily.
That crossfire is crazy
a fire blanket, net, or one of those comically large shepherd’s crooks could have solved this
Japanese police have literally something like a shepherd’s crook they use for people with knives.
Cops #7, 2, 5, AND ESPECIALLY 9 could have just…tackled her. Any one of them. 2, 5, and 7 would have had it easy, just shoulder check her onto the ground you’re literally behind her or in her blind spot & have at least 2" on her!! #5 and #8 are the ones who tried tasering her though, if I’m remembering the video from the still of her facing the camera correctly (that one shows the tasing and shooting, the one I pulled from is someone running down the sidewalk to get it on camera but it had the widest angle allowing me to see all the cops), I’m not watching them again though to doublecheck. #8 and #9 pulled their guns immediately and fired shots.
#9 has like a foot of height on her, inconceivable that none of them just decided to tackle her.
I did not expect her to look like my abuela
bofa deez towers
lmao gottem
Imagine dying and people look at your LinkedIn profile for info about you. Grim.
Nonetheless lmaoooo. This marketing for the Kirkiversary is wild. Shit’s going to be a movie
Apparently they have thousands of VPs and its just a mid level MBA role.
Lol, they keep trying convince us her life is more than some average worker
Yeah there’s the joke in American Psycho where the guys are aggressively comparing business cards and all of them have the title of vice president.
A minor local bank (like 20 branches total) has a branch in a grocery store near me that has four employees. Two of them have name tags that say Vice President.
They’re closing the branch in a couple weeks, so they’re probably gonna get transferred to some other branch and all the tellers will be VPs.
BofA deez nuts
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BofA deez nuts haven’t been knifed this hard since i had my orchi
getteeem
Doesn’t seem like it was targeted, but sometimes collateral damage just happens, you know
I was gonna say that’s one hell of a high value target for a random stabbing, but she’s not VP of the whole company. Banks have this annoying habit of assigning every department manager a VP title so that their clients feel like they’re getting executive treatment.
I don’t get it. Why would they think it’s motivated instead of random? Is BofA doing something that upsets people?
Need some more BofAs in the comments here.
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Banko Famerica
Wait, let me try again
She must have died of self-cringe. Imagine being a banker.
this one was woman on woman violence
Women hold up half the sky
Oh, thank you for pointing it out, I only skimmed very briefly.
Bofa deez nutz lmao
Bofa deez knives in ur gut. Ha!
There was a Hamas base inside that banker!
