i nearly had a stroke trying to transcribe this for the alt text
TIL those braincells I lost drinking as a teen banded together and started their own Wikipedia.
You cuck at sooking.
We used to talk like that in school. Me and my equally nerdy friend, that is. The other kids thought we were really weird.
swatting leppers has a long tradition!
muonnaise sounds… Interesting

it took me until “tesh or froasted” to notice anything wrong
Also this is basically just a DaThings YTP
Industrial-scale spoonerism machine
Mr. Sandman, sam me a handwich.
This is the breast thing since briced slead
Isn’t there an original source for this that you could have just copied the alt text from?
i figured it was such a small amount of text that it’d take less time to do manually than it would to track down the original source of the meme (if any exists - it could’ve just been someone messing around with browser devtools or the wikipedia editor preview), but i severely underestimated how hard it is to quickly transcribe text when every second word has been horribly mangled
I think they were asking why you didn’t just copy it from the picture:

tbh i’ve never used any form of OCR (outside of the one time i tried out live translation in google translate) and the idea of using it didn’t even cross my mind
There’s also the Hand Witch:
She’s constructing a domain!










