You are very smart.

Damnit, Biden!

Fine. But do the Pantsshitter-in-Chief first.

My Model 3 is approaching 100000 km. It runs like on day one and I’ve had minimal repairs so far. If it wasn’t for the fucking asshole CEO I’d still be very happy with this car.

You can always tell a Linux user by the body order. Oh and they’re all hackers and on a government watchlist.

Edit: odor, not order

We’re pretty good at using the lizard brain, actually.

Covering the US in five feet of ice seems a bit radical, but if all else fails…

The potato is certainly the most important crop of the last 500 years or so. Without it, our modern society would not exist. So yeah, plenty of good stuff to write about.

That’s at least 100 litres of gender fluid.

Yes. She’s the best.

We used to talk like that in school. Me and my equally nerdy friend, that is. The other kids thought we were really weird.

What makes you think the cop would actually feel bad about shooting his girlfriend?

Nicht laminiert, daher ungültig.

It’s probably doable. We’re just not there yet.

Despite the current hype about AI and robotics, we simply don’t have the technology to do that.

These things are bought by obnoxious assholes who get off on getting on other peoples’ nerves. So of course electric cars aren’t obnoxious enough for them.

What a load of bullshit.

A lot. A lot more people need to die. They enjoy killing people. All their policies are designed to kill people.

I think they mean Labubu.

No argument here.