According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.

Nope. Polish doesn’t have one.

A nap is exactly what those hard working dwarves needed. Good for them.

Depends on how brave You are.

I’m literally wondering which one it is. Looks more like Sandler, but not fat enough.

I’m Polish, so the same thing I say in any situation: “Kurwa”.

Imagine visiting JD in his home, and he’s like, “I’ll be ready in a moment, go sit on the couch” and You have to tell him, in the least awkward voice as You can “it’s fine, I’ll stand”.

I already did. Would not recommend.

When Musk sees this he’ll start selling Teslas for 148 800$

I don’t know what I just watched. All I know is before the end of the song I was dancing naked and masturbating in front of my webcam.

The swasticake.

I don’t know what “It” is, but the girl on the bass has it.

And a place to sleep.

Tide comes in, tide comes out, You can’t explain that.

I don’t mind it. Less work and more pay. But I am sleeping at the weirdest times.

Good thing it wasn’t David Lee Roth.

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That’s not how the Polish say “flower”. It should be “kwiat”, we don’t have a word “blomst”. Pretty sure we don’t even have a notional flower either.

So You need a law for normal, decent behavior?

Who the fuck would call their employee after hours? In none of the places I’ve ever worked, would the boss even think about calling me to do something when I’m not at work. Nobody would expect me to answer. You don’t need a law about basic things like that.