A few winters ago, my wife and I took edibles and then like a half hour noticed some weird movement on our porch.
It was a 13 year old who had run away from home and snuck onto our porch. She was attempting to stay warm by huddling under the dog blankets we keep out there.After a short delay (figuring out what the hell was going on), we called the police. They arrived as the edibles were hitting and we had to keep our shit together while trying to talk to the cops about this kid that randomly appeared.
At least here, there’s what I think are called “good Samaritan” laws that state no one may be charged if one is in an altered state of mind while calling about an overdose. Every example I’ve ever encountered has been specifically about an overdose, but I would think doing a good deed despite the risk would grant some leeway, from the court if not the cop.
Unless you’re in like Utah, where the church still has a fairly firm grasp on the local government, most cops really don’t give a fuck about pot any more unless you’re driving.
In a lot of jurisdictions it’s also not illegal to be under the influence of a narcotic unless there are other factors involved - driving a car, being a public nuisance, or otherwise engaging in criminal behaviour. If you’re high in your own home not bothering anyone (and you’ve already taken all the drugs you have so you’re not otherwise in possession of any) you’re not committing a crime. That would apply in this case.
Is that why schnozberries taste like schnozberries?
Yep. In a lot of places (check your local, I ain’t a lawyer) being under the influence isn’t illegal. It’s the supplemental stuff where you are either in possession or putting others at risk. But being stoned in your own home hanging out is (in most places) legal.
Some of them apply to rendering aid too, so if you try to save someone’s life and fail you won’t be charged with anything.
Years ago a friend I had worked with on the road was visiting my country and stopped by to hang out for a day. We were siting in my back yard and he pulled out a blunt and asked if it was OK. I said sure.
He lit up and took a drag and then some guy rounds the corner of my house running for the back fence and up and over.
Then a cop runs past us and over the fence. Then a dog followed by two more cops. the cops help the dog over the fence and off they all go.
After a bit I said ‘Don’t worry. Happens all the time.’
Please help understand. Am dumb; do not get
her eyes are red from smoking the marijuana, and hiding it from the cops behind her.
I’m so American I thought she’d been pepper sprayed and her eyes were still red while in custody
I’m so Canadian I thought where’s the problem
I’m so American it’s not a crime to smoke it where I live.
Is this not the UK where it’s decriminalized?
Its not really decriminalized more just lack of enforcement beacue they have better things to do, its still a type B substance i think…
To be honest i thought it was that his arse was in her face now that is somthing i have had happen alot.
Eyes redder than the devil’s dick
The cop farted so hard, it made her eyes red.
She’s high and doesn’t want the cop to notice.
We kind of needed that reference. Didnt know that was supposed to be a cop. I’m from America so.
Doesn’t want the brave public servants of his majesty’s constabulary to contract her communicable conjunctivitis. Very thoughtful, really.
Yes genuinely is that what the post is about? I thought the post was about that, too
Edit: I am a 🟥
You’re a red square?
How’s the weather in Moscow these days?
If i am that particular red square that would also make me a beautiful square, Спасибо.
No idea why the Voyager built in translation tool thought I’d prefer my answer in Spanish, but de nada, I guess 😄 🤷🏻
Me, 30 years ago driving in Banff high as fuck in the middle of the night (long story):
Cop pulls me over for rolling through a stop sign. “Have you been drinking?”
Me: “Drinking? No.”
Wife in passenger seat: “Ffffffff…!”
I thought that was Greta Thunberg for a second
There’s something “it’s always sunny in Philadelphia” do right and is the make up when they’re high or drunk on wine. A lot of series have scenes where the characters are high but never give them red eyes
