Zohraaaaaaaaaaan!!! ~(つˆ0ˆ)つ。☆
God damn, bro’s massive
He should share some swoleness for the rest of us.
He supports easy testosterone access for a reason is all I’m saying
TFW you’re not swole enough to be part of the swoletariat
TFW you’re not turtly enough for the turtle club
Become another person! Become another person! Becoooooome another person!
Woah, I was obsessed with Master of Disguise as a kid and no one seems to have even heard of it, wild seeing it referenced casually here.
That’s crazy! So crazy, it just might get an upvote.
I was obsessed with that movie, too! I still reference it all the time. It’s an underrated silly masterpiece! I’m overdue to watch it again…
Random tidbit: A long time ago, I read that they were filming that scene on September 11th, 2001, with Dana Carvey all turtled out, when they learned the twin towers were hit. They took a moment of silence - still dressed like that - and got back to work. Just picturing it is funny to me, albeit in a messed up way.
Apparently it is widely considered to be a terrible movie. I really enjoyed it as a kid, though. Maybe it’s because my grade school friend and I got to see it in a nearly empty theater on a random half day off of school.
Makes me wanna do steroids
Makes me wanna move to nyc
I would move to NYC if they first moved NYC to a different country.
As a New Yorker I wish 😔
Should the Netherlands retake Nieuw Amsterdam then? c:
Yes :3
Woof c:
Miauuuuuu :3
This guy made crazy undertale fan videos. Also on youtube
ZOHRAN DID? THAT’S MY MAYOR
Certified gigachad
If I was named Zohran, I would use the Zardoz font for my promotional material.




