Every now and then, do ya fall apart?

That’s what the pumpkin told them, too!

A ‘smash party’ could sound like some sort of euphemism, I suppose. I’m guessing that’s what they’re referring to. They’ve just got a much dirtier mind than the rest of us.

It’s not like it’s one or the other. We need to improve in both of those areas.

I was thinking more like a 1Guy1Jar type of thing, but with a pumpkin. At least it won’t shatter into glass shards this time!

(I can still clearly hear the sound of the glass after all these years…)

I wish I had a cool family member like you when I was a kid! Thanks for being you. :)

I felt the same way when I tried playing it. I’m so glad I saw your comment - I feel less alone, lol.

Plenty of us do, unfortunately!

Haha! I’m the EXACT same way. I’m glad I’m not alone. I feel for you!

The food bank gave us a bag of bulk bin pistachios and I’ve been wondering what to do with them (other than just eat them alone) since I’ve never bought them before. I’ll have to give that a shot! They gave us some dried cherries, too; I’m curious if they would be good in the oatmeal with the pistachios, maybe? Thank you for the ideas. :)

Composting is always an option!

Agreed! This is an awesome comment. Thank you for putting it all into words so well! :)

I think it doesn’t seem like a kind post like Beehaw is supposed to be. I’m also not sure why it’s in the ‘humor’ community.

But why? Those poor snakes. I wonder what’s going to happen to them. :(

It tracks that this happened on a flight from Florida to New Jersey, lol. Florida Woman strikes again! I hope that poor flight attendant is okay and that it wasn’t too bad of a bite.

Ooh, I looked it up and it sounds interesting. I look forward to figuring it out and experiencing it for myself, thanks! :)

Cover that butthole, averyminya!

One toke is over the line? Sweet Jesus!

Outlook.com, duh!

Please feel free! I’m glad you liked it enough to steal it and comment saying so. :) That made me smile!