I think there’s parts of it that’s been redacted. The ellipses are in weird places, often right after a period. So being broken up makes it read awkwardly. Plus, we are talking about a Mormon cracker, their texting is likely to be as stiff and robotic as their speech is.
I think there’s parts of it that’s been redacted. The ellipses are in weird places, often right after a period. So being broken up makes it read awkwardly. Plus, we are talking about a Mormon cracker, their texting is likely to be as stiff and robotic as their speech is.
Oh he’s a Mormon, now it makes sense
Even so, it’s still kind of sus because this still reads oddly
Mormons write like they’re terrified God will smite them if they cuss, even when they’re trying to be edgy
Mormons don’t want to be danged to heck
Which is funny because they don’t really believe in Hell, at least not in the traditional Christian way
Hell for them is more like Heaven’s waiting room and you only really go there if you’re not Mormon
They absolutely believe in hell. Throwing someone in magic prison for 1000 years is hell. The Telestial kingdom is just renamed hell.
If I’m remembering right, you get different interpretations of what 3rd rate heaven is supposed to be like from different people. It’s pretty wiggly.
Actual Mormon hell is called Outer Darkness, and reserved for Satan and anyone who was baptized but leaves the church at some point.
That just means they have hell and double hell.