WhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-22 months agoassigning unimpeachable veracity to a document that makes a point to refer to one of its subjects as a "biological male," for what clearly must be no purpose at allhexbear.netimagemessage-square96linkfedilinkarrow-up1127arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1127arrow-down1imageassigning unimpeachable veracity to a document that makes a point to refer to one of its subjects as a "biological male," for what clearly must be no purpose at allhexbear.netWhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square96linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 months agoOh he’s a Mormon, now it makes sense
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoEven so, it’s still kind of sus because this still reads oddly Mormons write like they’re terrified God will smite them if they cuss, even when they’re trying to be edgy
minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoMormons don’t want to be danged to heck
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoWhich is funny because they don’t really believe in Hell, at least not in the traditional Christian way Hell for them is more like Heaven’s waiting room and you only really go there if you’re not Mormon
minus-squareKeld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoThey absolutely believe in hell. Throwing someone in magic prison for 1000 years is hell. The Telestial kingdom is just renamed hell.
minus-squareWheaties [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoIf I’m remembering right, you get different interpretations of what 3rd rate heaven is supposed to be like from different people. It’s pretty wiggly. Actual Mormon hell is called Outer Darkness, and reserved for Satan and anyone who was baptized but leaves the church at some point.
minus-squareKeld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoThat just means they have hell and double hell.
Oh he’s a Mormon, now it makes sense
Even so, it’s still kind of sus because this still reads oddly
Mormons write like they’re terrified God will smite them if they cuss, even when they’re trying to be edgy
Mormons don’t want to be danged to heck
Which is funny because they don’t really believe in Hell, at least not in the traditional Christian way
Hell for them is more like Heaven’s waiting room and you only really go there if you’re not Mormon
They absolutely believe in hell. Throwing someone in magic prison for 1000 years is hell. The Telestial kingdom is just renamed hell.
If I’m remembering right, you get different interpretations of what 3rd rate heaven is supposed to be like from different people. It’s pretty wiggly.
Actual Mormon hell is called Outer Darkness, and reserved for Satan and anyone who was baptized but leaves the church at some point.
That just means they have hell and double hell.