In hundreds of messages reviewed by the Daily Mail, the 56-year-old is allegedly shown messaging sex workers who specialize in “bimbofication,” or a type of roleplay fetish that involves being turned into a stereotypical bimbo or Barbie dolls in some cases.
“Ms. Noem is devastated,” a spokesperson for Kristi Noem told The New York Post. “The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time.”
Nothing wrong with being a bimbo but this is still very funny to me.
The lathe continues undefeated
“Ms. Noem is devastated,” a spokesperson for Kristi Noem told The New York Post. “The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time.”
Killing puppies? COOL AND GOOD
Crossdressing kink? BAD SAD
She was blindsided by her execution of the family dog, so she asked for privacy and prayers in her book she promoted everywhere.
… wait, can we get a book about this sexy bimbo?
Like with a (obviously fake) story & pics?
I am sure he is a vile and disgusting person for completely unrelated reasons but I hate how having a kink is made out to be some shameful and horrible defect that you can be “accused” of and have to keep secret.
It’s because sex is shameful, religion said so. It’s wild how deeply ingrained this bullshit is.
Sort of like how Trump apparently giving head to Bill Clinton became the main thing libs were latching onto for a while
would be the second ever cool thing he did if it happened, after the draft dodging
Liberals love having permission to make fun of people for stuff like this that they normally can’t get away with.
“Haha, he’s a crossdresser! No of course I don’t have a problem with crosdressers, but HE does, so Im just saying it to get under his skin! What? This contributes to violence against gender variant people? Stop being so sensitive! It’s just a joke!”
DAE notice that DRUMPF (silly foreign name) is FAT and GAY???
The original Drumpf dunk made sense because it was about Trump being mad a guy’s granddad had changed his last name. But then libs ran with it
I don’t know, I think a big part of the ‘own’ is the hypocrisy of it. Every accusation an admission.
I don’t know if liberals really are secretly waiting to dogpile someone for crossdressing.
Im mentally lumping it with the Putin/Trump kissing stuff because ‘both Trump and Putin are homophobes’ ‘owns’ that libs gleefully and uncritically trot out. If the own was that he’s a hypocrite, they’d lead with that Person X accused of hypocrisy as photos of them doing Y emerge", not with the ‘scandalous’ kink
(Edit: others in this thread have also raised this point)
I admit that I haven’t followed the story that closely but what I have seen in mainstream reporting has been less “look at that hypocrite” and more “celebrity caught having yucky and ridiculous kink”.
He was just stuck in a life he didn’t plan for.
Source: it was me I sissified him and i’ll do it again
Aside from the kink, Kristi Noem could be mad about the infidelity aspect. Messaging other women about sex could be a violation of a monogamous relationship. However, I would bet that Kristi Noem is more mad about the cross-dressing.
Infidelity can also cause someone to lose US Government security clearance. This is because people who are engaged with infidelity are vulnerable to being blackmailed.
The story was originally published by Daily Mail, which is typically very reactionary. I chose to link Them Magazine (LGBTQ magazine) to avoid problematic opinions in the article.
i doubt she’s mad at the infidelity part as she had a quite public affair as far as i remember
Sure but her PR person who spoke with NYPost might be using the infidelity angle.
Trans Day of visibly being cuckolded by Corey Lewandowski
yeah, hard to imagine her thinking that being treated the way she treats others is unacceptable
can have little a bimbofication as a treat.
yea if you got like $25k I got u fam
Will ask the other bimbo if she checked the couches on the fuck plane at her previous job.
That’s so sick. (positive, affirming, like doing a kick-flip off a cop car)
lol poor guy.
Based? One should only hate a person based on what they do onto others, not on what they do onto themselves.
The simulation is breaking down. The timelines are blurring. Posts are becoming real. Everyone watch what you say.
Chapo’s Bimbofication of the Western Male prophecy is upon us. Blessed be the Christ-man.
Drunk driving the lathe
Thanks for that!
What am I supposed to pray about?
That he gets the big knockers he so desperately craves.
Do bad people deserve big knockers?
Think of it as wishing a lifetime of back pain on him
Also a fuckload of chest pain during the development of said knockers, if he doesn’t just go for store-bought
…yes
A lot of hate for groups like trans and queer people really does feel like it’s rooted in historically christian self-shaming for sexual desires or kinks. When people are taught to repress something there is always a segment who express that repression by directing hate at those they view as not doing so. For the repressed, seeing others who are free feels like a personal attack.
The first stage of dehumanization is sexualization of the other
This might also explain why a shockingly large number of furry haters end up becoming furries themselves, lol
I think it’s also an overcompensation, covering up the repressed feelings by loudly demonstrating how much you hate it.
It can also not have that at all of course, but in some cases it’s the only explanation I have, and I’ve spoken to quite a few trans people who admit to having been transphobic before their eggs finally cracked who have all said they think it was overcompensation.
You’d think being married to a fascist was the actual problem here. But nope…
Accused? Man is out here rockin’ cartoonish giga knockers with nipples that are throwing gang signs
on some gang unity shit fr
Talk about a shock (doctrine).
As someone who gets hired to draw this sort of stuff sometimes, to the point that it is relatively vanilla for my clients, this is an extremely funny article. This is like that German guy who sued over spicy food.
Me pretending I’m not familiar with kink stuff when someone tells me about it later irl
