I just wanted you to know about the sexy mouse
Eat your yogurt
“sexier” is a wild thing to say about a mouse
I can assure you that @Dort_Owl@hexbear.net is an impartial judge of mouse sexiness.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Less weird when you realize how many furries are in the sciences
I dunno, I like a mouse with a little meat on its bones
This has nothing to do with the owl thing I swear
posted by Dort_Owl
sexier
What about gogurt
That makes them more radical, tubular and gnarly
by katie moisse
Ok Mx. Mouse i see right through your disguise
I’ll have to guard the yogurt I make, I don’t want any sexy mice running around.
I’m not eating the yogurt. I’m not pressing the button. I will not live in the pod in Mice City.
Gurt_Owl
Don’t put your dick in the mouse
You eat yogurt to be a sexy mouse.
I eat yogurt to manage my hypoglycemia.
I eat yoğurt because it’s a great complementary dish in our cuisine.
Wouldn’t a Dort_Owl want fatter mice?
in times of want, yes. but in times of plenty, a pre-marinaded mouse surely satisfies.
yogurt makes you slimmer and sexier
Nice try big ag. I’m NOT consuming the tit cum.
okay but have they tried feeding them beans.
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