No list is complete without the woodcock
How could they sleep on blue-footed booby?!
Call me when you find the mythic shag
Sorry, rare shag is all we got.
I got excited to tell everyone I saw a pair of great tits above a large bush.
Iistened to an episode of Conan Needs a Friend where he interviewed some bird guy who suggested that the bird that best resembles Conan is the Andean Cock of the Rock. Curiosity got the better of me so I searched for ‘Andean Cock of the Rock’. The first result was not a bird but was instead a poorly made deep fake of Dwayne Johnson breaking one off in a South American gentleman.
Did it look like Conan?
You’ll have to decide for yourself. I recommend safe search: moderate.
Stardate: 297347
We must boldly go in the name of science.
Set shields to null. ---------->
Edit Return: Let it be known our findings made us do this
Bananaquit! Do doooo da doo doo!
Bananaquit! Da doo doo doo…
Poo-tee-weet.
Common shag is fantastic.
The problem is I can never tell if it’s a shag or just a great-crested cormorant.
After watching some British TV shows, I now know that birds can also mean women so this just makes me laugh still.
Poor banana
