The US didn’t start being an empire until after WW2

When you’re young you vow to yourself not to change which as it turns out isn’t that hard. Trouble is the world changes around you. Then you find yourself shaking your fist at the clouds and realize you sound like your parents

First you go to birthday parties, then party parties, then graduation parties, bachelor/bachelorette parties, weddings, your friend’s kid’s parties then funerals

These generic polls are useless

Maybe take a shower and don’t wear pajama bottoms to that job interview

The train tracks would have kept the continent from splitting apart

Repeat after me SIX MORE YEARS! SIX MORE YEARS!

I have your nightmare job! Boiler water treatment

I read a book on rock climbing years ago that said the reason big cats in captivity were so toned was because they are constantly tensing their muscles. It’s a display of dominance over other cats in the enclosure. The point being that rock climbing even though it doesn’t provide cardiovascular exercise will tone the muscles.

I’ll take Headlines That Didn’t Age Well for $200

Anytime I see media from India I assume it’s BS

I would i would find another job and forget to give Jenny my two weeks notice

Apparently you’re the only one. Fox New’s Half Hour News Hour didn’t last long. https://youtu.be/KCl_--E3T2c It was their attempt to copy The Daily Show and even the title was recycled. It didn’t last long

It’s always cringy when “the right” can’t come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on “the left” and swap out words and think it’ll get anywhere

No I’m a dick with a full head of flowing lovely hair

Looks like a dick with a toupe

In 1991 two small businesses were busted for being fronts for illegal gambling parlors. 30 Cleveland cops were part of the bust. I lived next to both of them at one time. One was a t-shirt printing shop, I forget what the other was. A year later I moved into a neighborhood that had a pizza shop with a very nice sign, no windows and never seemed to be open. It was not uncommon to see a patrol car parked in front

Here’s the Futureshock documentary I was show in high-school around 1982 for anyone interested https://youtu.be/fkUwXenBokU

Now we have a president, vice president and secretary of Defense that wear make up and they’re all dudes. I’m all for people being who they want be, gender norms be damned but the hypocrisy is palpable

Imagine being the factory worker making fleshlights.