I have the same quote in my clipboard. Anyone turning to Twitter for answers deserves the answers they find.

Some localities limit the increase in taxable value to a fixed percentage, which can combat that. The taxable value of my home is something like 25% of the actual value.

Closest we got to SeaQuest is this bro. RIP Roy Scheider. Paul, I hope everything works out. Where’s Captain Planet when you need him?

They’re gonna turn it around. Kirk had a Nokia car phone in Star Trek (2009).

He doesn’t even need a lawyer. As long as he gets a jury trial he could plead his own case and get acquited. No one wants these things hovering over their property.

Fuck Bill Nye. Beakman’s World is where it’s at.

She must have liked because after I thanked her she said it was her pleasure.

When are these guys going to come to their senses and bring in the Chick-fil-A line managers?

Buildings don’t eat food.

The only reason that ever convinced me was the opinion that it simply feels nicer to get into a made bed at the end of a long day.

I’m doing something similar with KODI and. NAS currently. I’m curious to know if you set up a MySQL database to sync your watch history across devices? I have been reading up on it but since my NAS is just a portable USB HDD plugged into my router, I don’t think I can include this option.

I think that is Rubio in a wig.

Smell is how ants communicate with one another so maybe these ant sniffers will be the first humans who can speak ant.

Guy is a great writer.

Upon learning that the record was missed, the organizers issued the following statement: Screw you, Kyles. I’m going home.

… said Albert “Don’t call me Al” Gore…

Best part is how we went down the exact same path 100 years ago and learned absolutely nothing from it.

What does the statute say about community service? Make him pick up trash.

Remember, you’re not a person unless you own property. This county was founded on the notion of one property, one vote.