You should have them really show their commitment by having them sign up for foster kids at the same time as registering this hot take.

Beakman’s World

People that do this are inviting you to join the call. Announce yourself and ask what the caller is wearing.

Small potatos. Rick Scott stole so much federal money, he agreed to have his company pay over a billion dollar settlement to Medicare. I guess Florida cares when it’s state money?

There’s a reason. Last time around, the Republicans caught flak for hurting the wrong (white) people. This time they’re making a spectacle of hurting the brown people to distract from the quieter hurt they’re inflicting on their base.

It must be weird being a MAGAt and checking his party affiliation to find out if he’s one of the good rapists.

At this level it doesn’t even have to be a bribe. I’m sure the judge is aware of stochastic terrorism. They may just want to continue living and be genuinely afraid of what sort of mob twitter could reign down on them.

Surely Merrick Garland will take care of this as soon as the Democrats win in 2028 and restore him!

Every time I see the words Secretary of State Marco Rubio I almost do a spit take.

If you give some rich people a butt load of money they will tell a judge that the wind is the real culprit here. The blame truly belongs to a butterfly. If you give that judge some fancy rich people trips, they’ll agree and that’s perfectly legal and perfectly fine. If anything, noticing it and making the judge feel bad about it is the problem that really needs to be addressed.

I have the same quote in my clipboard. Anyone turning to Twitter for answers deserves the answers they find.

Some localities limit the increase in taxable value to a fixed percentage, which can combat that. The taxable value of my home is something like 25% of the actual value.

Closest we got to SeaQuest is this bro. RIP Roy Scheider. Paul, I hope everything works out. Where’s Captain Planet when you need him?

They’re gonna turn it around. Kirk had a Nokia car phone in Star Trek (2009).

He doesn’t even need a lawyer. As long as he gets a jury trial he could plead his own case and get acquited. No one wants these things hovering over their property.

Fuck Bill Nye. Beakman’s World is where it’s at.

She must have liked because after I thanked her she said it was her pleasure.

When are these guys going to come to their senses and bring in the Chick-fil-A line managers?

Buildings don’t eat food.

The only reason that ever convinced me was the opinion that it simply feels nicer to get into a made bed at the end of a long day.