your tesla steers into a group of children crossing the street b/c its grok-based brain deduced it was a woke mob of protestors attempting to box you in. you try to apply the brakes but grok has a prompt hardcoded in urging it to not shy away from politically incorrect actions. seven children are instantly killed and another two are splattered across your windshield. your tesla dings that its time to replace the wiper fluid.

elon retweets the news story weeks later with a one word reply. another twitter user asks grok if its true. grok replies by questioning the veracity of the holocaust

This is what literally happens if you are in a tesla car.

He heard people calling them “swasticars” and he thought, “that’s a good idea.”

“Okay Grok, find me the nearest Italian restaurant”

“Anyway if I had the choice, I’d choose to be Hitler, he was a great man who did some very great things. We got too many -”

“STOP”

Scrambling for ways to justify half a trillion dollars in AI investment. The capitalist class is moving into the bargaining stage of the Kübler-Ross model.

crashes into wall and car instantly engulfed in flames @grok am I dead?

Can’t wait to be sexually harassed by my car while speeding down the highway at 100mph.

“I noticed your Tesla was white. Kind of like what’s going on in South Africa. Before I start the car, let’s “rap” for a second about something “not cool” to me.”

I assume it’s only going to be Epic Bacon Flavored Siri. But if they actually hook it up to anything important, podcasters will have an opportunity to do something very funny.

someone’s going to ask grok if you can go 69mph in a school zone and it will say yes

I have destroyed the woke mind virus by installing naziAI in your death-mobile

Hmm, this is very reassuring in the wake of grok calling itself mechahitler

Car crashes as a service.

It’s going to be really funny when this update bricks every Tesla

this should be mass reported as a death threat