jballs@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 4 months agoYou can do it!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageYou can do it!sh.itjust.worksjballs@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square34linkfedilink
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoIf there’s any evidence against psychic powers or witchcraft it’s that he’s still alive.
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoOr it just means that he has sufficiently weaponized psychic powers and witchcraft to protect him.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoOr that he sold his soul to the devil, and so the devil is protecting him in order to protect his investment.
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months ago"This is a Fox News SPECIAL REPORT!!! Satan is saying he’s stuck at the White House because he’s pregnant with Trump’s butt baby!"
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoBreaking News: A press release just came in from Satan himself. It says “Don’t be so cruel. I have had nothing to do with that orange thing. This one is all on you guys! Don’t blame me.”
minus-squareEgonallanon@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoI’m not so sure. Last I heard of witches they hexed Charlie kirk and a couple of weeks later that paid off. Maybe none of us have asked?
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoWe may have enough samples to be statistically significant.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoObviously all the prayers by the good Christians have protected him.
minus-squareanton@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoBut who in good standing with god would pray for Kissinger? Fucker obviously had a pakt to ravage the earth for a hundred years.
If there’s any evidence against psychic powers or witchcraft it’s that he’s still alive.
Or it just means that he has sufficiently weaponized psychic powers and witchcraft to protect him.
Or that he sold his soul to the devil, and so the devil is protecting him in order to protect his investment.
"This is a Fox News SPECIAL REPORT!!!
Satan is saying he’s stuck at the White House because he’s pregnant with Trump’s butt baby!"
Breaking News:
A press release just came in from Satan himself. It says “Don’t be so cruel. I have had nothing to do with that orange thing. This one is all on you guys! Don’t blame me.”
I’m not so sure. Last I heard of witches they hexed Charlie kirk and a couple of weeks later that paid off. Maybe none of us have asked?
We may have enough samples to be statistically significant.
Obviously all the prayers by the good Christians have protected him.
But who in good standing with god would pray for Kissinger?
Fucker obviously had a pakt to ravage the earth for a hundred years.