Why? Do the Nazis not like the term swasticar? Oh, no! The poor Nazis! Wouldn’t want to hurt their poor lil feefees by making them uncomfortable at experiencing a word! Especially one as hurtful as SWASTICAR.

“Hero of Russia” received upgrade! Is now “Compost of Ukraine!”

Honestly, that’s kind of the point. Shovel 20 horrific things into the pipe, you notice one, 19 horrific things slide past.

That was about the Ukrainian peace deal.

I’m sorry, perhaps I’m misunderstanding; are you defining inanimate objects as “non-combatants?”

Two takeaways from this:

1. They’re planning a war with China.

2. Musk is involved.

He’s the gayest of the Gay Fish.

The best part of Gwen Stefani was No Doubt, and that was what? The 90’s?

Trump denies

And that’s how you know it happened.

I got into an argument with my dad a couple days ago about this exact thing.

I was bitching that despite being given unlimited power, Biden just fucked off and let the carion eaters have their way with the corpse of America. His response? “It’s all Biden’s fault.” He’s being sarcastic and thinks he’s making fun of maga, but he’s right. This shit is Biden’s fault. And Garland’s, and all the other bitches in Blue. He actually thinks I’m defending fucking TRUMP when i point out Dems fuckups. He goes on and on about how politics isn’t a team sport, but then he engages in fucking tribalism, just like the magats.

It’s infuriating.

Complete non sequitur, but i knew someone about 20 years ago that referred to herself as Sara Tonin. Hope she’s doing ok.

I’d wager that if you want to improve your relations with your neighbors, perhaps setting their tool sheds on fire and killing their pets over and over and over and over and over and over while screaming the whole time “I’M DEFENDING MYSELF” isn’t the best course. But hey, I’m not a diplomat.

Do you realize that Gaza has been completely flattened under Kamala Harris?

I think you’ve got your flashcards mixed up, comrade. You meant “Genocide Joe.”

Words are hard, especially English with all the “yours” and “theres” but keep trying!

Did anybody else hear something?

Must be the wind.

“You killed Ted, you medieval dick-weed!”

The knight says: “would.”

Swedish Chef is so bad at bogarting, he killed the whole joint in one toke!

It’s rule two for a good reason.

And can someone please explain to me the quantum mechanics at work that give it antigravity properties? If I’m laying on my right side, how does my left nostril fill with cement…?!