I hate how slop has entered the zeitgeist
No longer does it mean something produced with little thought or skill, but rather “thing i do not like”
Turnslop, friendslop, wordslop…
How about you stop jamming slop into your fucking mouth and learn to actually examine things!
This is peak commentslop
based and sloppilled
Sounds like you’ve got a problem with… anti-slop slop.
antisla
That’s how the internet goes now. No idea how to stop this. Seems like it speeds up every time. How many years were people using media literacy in an accurate way before it became a way to say “this person doesn’t like a show I like”?
Semantic driftslop
this is violence
The worst part is I think we started it. I don’t remember slop being used to describe content until I joined the chapo enjoyers community on reddit, then it was all PPB, post hog and snouts descending to the trough.
it was on 4chan that it was popularized being used as slur; til the rest of the internet whitewashed it, so im all for ensloppification really.
How many years were people using media literacy in an accurate way before it became a way to say “this person doesn’t like a show I like”?
This is an issue of media literacy and of regular literacy.
It’s the enshittification of slop
Ensloppification.
How much slop could a slop trough trough if a slop trough could trough slop?
I’m honestly pretty mad that the entire world is trying so hard to make me care about opinions made by reactionaries. Reactslop is bad. No opinion has ever been above a C-tier while being made by a reactionary, and yes that includes Chomsky and Zizek. I normally just ignore reactslop but this one Empire’s massive cultural dominance feels like it’s shoving it down my throat.
The good version.
I had hand mobility issues and turn based games were pretty much the only ones I could play for a couple years. Now I play them 'cause I can smoke catastrophic amounts of weed in between turns
I always love loading up a save and having to spend 20 minutes figuring out what the hell i was doing when I was playing stoned lol
I’ve spent the last 10 minutes trying to write a comment about how close to home your comment hits lol
Yeah I love turned based because I don’t necessarily want to be like locked in and engaged while playing a game, but I still like the vibes of an RPG. If I’ve got the energy then fromsoft has my heart, but for other times shit like this is great
That’s such a good idea. I’m so shit at the RTS games I’ve been playing for 20 years because I play them with my family and we’re all high as shit.
Why can’t these weirdos just make like an RPG and turn based?
This is 4chan /v/ contrarian brain gone wild. “Turnslop” literally no one in history has called combat this you deranged weirdo.
It’s like a comic book fan calling literature “wordslop”.
Oh, I have to find that 4chan post about the guy being upset that the book his friend recommended to him was an actual book, not a comic
it’s absurd. i prefer pausable realtime like in bg 1 and 2 but slop it aint
Or when terminally online g*mers call coop games friendslop
I prefer “Jolly Coopcore”
I thought friendslop was specifically games that streamers play with other streamers as like a cross-promotional thing. Like whatever fad physics party game defines the Twitch zeitgeist that month.
Nah, streamers didnt get paid to play peak and other games like it, g*mers started calling all coop games friendslop because you play with your friends
call coop games friendslop
Clocking in for their shift at the “telling on yourself” factory.
It’s funny that people internalize advertisement as the entire world of other people trying to force them to do something. That’s actually one or two companies invading your internet space to convince you to buy something. It’s not even cultural dominance. The game awards are a corporate affair, a big commercial.
If people don’t have a socialist explanation for how things work, then they are left to make this shit up.
The game awards are a corporate affair, a big commercial.
Would Miss Piggy really do that? Get on stage and sell me products?
why are all these games and movies and tv shows I don’t like continuing to fuck my face
“turnslop” is amazing ragebait
“some things aren’t for you and that’s okay” is a concept so foreign to some people you’d think it just touched down from outer fucking space
Me, side-eyeing the comments on every Jacob Collier video.
Turn based games are based, it’s right there in the name!
as opposed to real cringe games
Nothing with turn-based combat is above C-tier, that’s why Go has only been played for a scant three millennia
Oh I have something to shove down this mfers throat
My hands tremble as I come to understand my power. A simple suffix able to drain the joy out of anything it touches.
As a turn based hater, fuck this guy. Play what you want man, no one is forcing you to play anything.
I was a turn based hater until I played In to the Breach
oooo this is by the people who did FTL! loved that game, even tho i’m complete trash at it, so i’ll def have to check this out
these are words from somebody who will never know the joys of XCOM 2 and playing dress-up with your soldiers
The joys of learning that 95% chance actually means 5% success
