mods i swear if you need me to censor the bmf reference i will just let me have my shit poste

[crushing a blinker on the blackmoldfutures pen]

jim cramer long-sleep deep-embed postcultural neomarxist agent saboteur bf x hypercapitalist-realist socioeconomic-recuperative dark enlightenment inverse cramer rule day trader gf

yep, my edit filled 20 seconds before you commented, sorry for that

damn hey can we get a one-time exception for an image in a site-tagline? this is the good shit

flee! you are still free! grasp at your life still worth living! cherish yourself, never game, let alone care to game, it is a deep and rotten wellspring (/s)

not a pronoun pair, ‘it’ refers to the image, (him) refers to the most predictable reason one wouldn’t want to see the image, by my estimation

to be completely clear about how much clout is in jeopardy, and how ugly the online fight will get if it isn’t made to go away by backhanded methods and threats of violence:

this is the Smiling Friends guy

EDIT: this was a hipfire that landed in my foot. Zach Hadel is the guy behind Smiling Friends, and was a guest host on the OneyPlays letsplay channel multiple times.

here is O’Neill’s relation to Smiling Friends, per wiki:

In 2020, O’Neill collaborated again with Hadel when he and animator Michael Cusack created the Adult Swim animated show Smiling Friends. O’Neill created the ending credit music for the pilot episode of the series as well as providing 3D modeling and animation.[16] He later also voiced some minor background characters when Smiling Friends was picked up for a full season.[17]

well i thought it was in the news mega but apparently i was browsing bsky

this is a snap of the tweet i saw first

here’s an aljazeera article as well https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/10/13/iran-threatens-gulf-data-centres-how-exposed-is-the-regions-internet

yesterday (Monday) (the day the US would resume attacks if it was so inclined)

yesterday, IRGC sources stated plainly that the next suite of targets under the gun (if the US resumed attacks, mind you) would be internet telecommunications hardware including the undersea Internet cable that runs along the floor of the strait of hormuz on the Iranian side.

you wanna balk but don’t know how? don’t worry, Google will slouch and turn it’s baleful eye upon you, to strip you of your desires (mister president)

analyzing and predicting hyperreality w/r/t social media is the experience of having 0% proof, 0% capacity to acquire proof, and 100% assurance that what you are looking at is a bot or sockpuppet

SITE TAGLINE APPLICATION

user:

krakloskewm

board:

badposting

submission:

when you peeing between your bros legs while he shits

reviewing mod:

[internal use]

notes:

its a good poste but a bit gendered and we already filled all our shitpost/badpost slots this month

application status:

DENIED

[user is being hunted through the woods for this post]

‘please intone verification slur to continue’

heating pad burn on the scrote, everybody calls me indy 500 now on account of all the NADSCAR

fuck this upvote you just made me give you for a perfectly bad post in it’s perfectly bad place (ily )

are you ‘stress’ sneezing yet, hexbear?

rescued :paw: :paw: :paw: is my favorite breed

puppygirls everywhere panting for toxic lib mommy, puppygirls everywhere clawing at the chain link in the adoption center for toxic lib mommy

it’s really effective at extending the metaphor until you are standing in the real world going “wait, it’s not a metaphor”

https://ianwrightsite.wordpress.com/2020/09/03/marx-on-capital-as-a-real-god-2/

https://ianwrightsite.wordpress.com/2021/11/25/dark-eucharist-of-the-real-god/

thats right hexbear, flirt with the idea of giving me a third site tagline, i know you don’t get off anymore without getting so horny you start sneezing