better not choke on my funny bones because you may find me humerus

Promise?

I know you are here to grill me. Chew, coward, you are only going to vore a man.

I’d give you so much food poisoning

Yeah you can eat me. Eat my ass.

I would simply not be eaten but maybe I’m built different

Omg me!

😳

This is some prime badposting.

Id voyeur your vore

Oh thank god, finally.

Be warned: libs taste greasy and stringy. Like eating a walrus. I think it’s because of the steady diet of mystery meat burgers.

Eat THIS

If you eat me I’ll eat you back