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This is my favorite post of the morning. Laughed well and shared with a friend. Thanks, Onion.
Dammit! These are schwimmflugel, there IS a proper English term. Use It!
schwimmflugel
English
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my dad always called them floogles and i never knew why!
If hot tub handjobs really are a thing I’ve wasted my life
They are, so next time take off your floaties.
I love onions
Skill issue tbh
Yeah, just cum on the inside, problem solved.
Safety first though!
Sounds like a challenge tbh
That’s when you go for the foot job instead.
It prevents: “This isnt a beach, this is a bathtub” kinds of situations.
Whatever floats your uhh… arms?