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I’ve moved to piefed.world! Same name. This account is still active. You can still reach me. I will still accidentally post from it sometimes.
Foreign Delivery Man of God. Yanker of Pizzles. Winner of Biggest Ham Hog 1856. The guy who played Snape in the movies. A warm sock in the morning.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sharing personal information freely and willingly with anonymous strangers online very security oriented
9·4 months ago1963, Friar Street 78105 Winnipeg, Ghana. 5144 7623 7485 1734, 04-32, 284.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sharing personal information freely and willingly with anonymous strangers online very security oriented
6·4 months agoThank you
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Good Uber driver
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sharing personal information freely and willingly with anonymous strangers online very security oriented
131·4 months agoUnless it’s actually not my birthday 💀
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A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Yes, salesperson. Please fondle my underwear before I buy it. And judge me for what I choose.
2·5 months agoControversial opinion: society is better when we allow desperate people to procure basic things like underwear without having to pay for them. We shouldn’t encourage such procurement, but we shouldn’t be hindering it either.
caveat: mostly
I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it’s such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It’s always disappointing to them and that’s what I feed on.
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Buy European@feddit.uk•Why Chose Twitter Over Mastodon?English
121·5 months agoAh okay that makes sense.
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Buy European@feddit.uk•Why Chose Twitter Over Mastodon?English
357·5 months agoI honestly think it’s not that weird. Bluesky is what took off. Doesn’t mean it’s right, but it makes sense.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft suddenly kills its movies and TV store on Xbox and WindowsEnglish
1·5 months agoMicrosoft had a movies and TV store?
They definitely wouldn’t be laying there if they weren’t comfortable
I could too… One of them is definitely named Clark.
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Buy European@feddit.uk•US Sees Over Fifteen Percent Drop in European Arrivals as Trump’s Return Triggers Global Travel Slump and Economic Risks: What You Need to Know
1·6 months agoYeah I totally see why they’d do it.
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Buy European@feddit.uk•US Sees Over Fifteen Percent Drop in European Arrivals as Trump’s Return Triggers Global Travel Slump and Economic Risks: What You Need to Know
5·6 months agoThe guy in the blue shirt on the left, what is even happening to his torso?
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Buy European@feddit.uk•US Sees Over Fifteen Percent Drop in European Arrivals as Trump’s Return Triggers Global Travel Slump and Economic Risks: What You Need to Know
7·6 months agoIt really does look like it huh. I did look for it with Google Lens, and found some pictures of a spot that is… Similar. But the text and various body parts do make it look incredibly fake.
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Buy European@feddit.uk•Your guide to finding a new Search Engine service and supporting European companies!
7·6 months agoHonestly I shopped around a lot and tried various services for 7 days each. In the end I came back to DDG because it’s the most useful engine to me. It delivers results I look for and doesn’t get in the way.
As a result I’m not quite satisfied, but it will have to do for now.
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Buy European@feddit.uk•Beyerdynamic (German headphone producer) bought by Chinese company
8·6 months agoSounds like it was going to shit before that though. Too fucking bad tbh.
Kind of not a shit post since you wiped the shit off
A bean and some bangers
Or a secret third thing probably






⭐ Rude, asked about the tip of my wiener