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NONE@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

www.livescience.com

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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

www.livescience.com

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A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.
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      🤏

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        I thought my hand gesture was a chef’s kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you’re on about.

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          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_pinching_conspiracy_theory

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        Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant…

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    Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.

    It’s just the tip.

    😶‍🌫️

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    THE PROPHECY!

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    I always thought “D.C.” meant “District of Columbia.” TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means “Dildo, Canada.”

    Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.

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    Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said “Yeah…fuck it…let’s see how crazy shit can get.”

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    You think that’s big, you should see the size of it under the water.

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      Also, this is what it looks like when it’s cold.

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    The prophecy has been fulfilled

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    2023, but good find

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      My first thought was “… Again? They need some better contraceptives” but no, it’s the same one… A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.

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