Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.

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Cake day: August 27th, 2024

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  • He DID seem to be moving it around better, it’s a bit of a sore topic for him so I never pried, just listened to him when he talked about it. Didn’t want to just go “so, is your arm still shit?”

    Like it was noticeably not good when he quit, and the last time I saw him he was moving it pretty much as well as the first time I met him.

    So I’m guessing him going back out and doing stuff with his hands more is helping a lot.

    My wife has mobility issues with one of her arms due to injury, and she gets better mobility the more she does complex things with her hands.

    Protip: if you ever get an injury that limits hand/arm movements, take up knitting, tabletop gaming, and/or video games. Moving your hands around small objects to do delicate things can vastly improve your dexterity.


  • He convinced his doctor to “wait a couple days to inform” him so he could give a few days notice. This was less than a week into his new promotion, too.

    Now he spends his days trapping for muskrat (big problem for farmers in the area) and sells the furs for supplemental income because disability pays shit has hobbies.

    He seemed to be doing okay last time I spoke to him. Just a little bored when he can’t get outside.


  • Anecdote time, feel free to SKIP

    My buddy’s humvee got tagged by an rpg during desert storm, everyone inside lived but most were injured. He got away with shrapnel embedded in his arm for most of the next two or three days until it all got removed. Apparently his elbow got it pretty bad.

    Fast forward to 98, he’s basically lost feeling in two of his fingers except hot/cold and pressure. “it’s not service related”

    2005, most of his hand is partially numb. “it’s not service related”

    2013, he has no feeling below the elbow, except sharp pain and extreme hot/cold. “it’s not service related”

    2015, he has deadeend feeling from his shoulder to his elbow. “it’s not service related.”

    2017, he has difficulty moving his hand now unless he’s looking at it. Spatial awareness is gone. Elbow down completely numb. Shoulder down almost completely numb.

    2017, two months later, for seemingly no reason. “It’s service related. You’re on 100% disability. You have 24 hours to quit your job.”





  • There’s a couple of these on a trail near me, and although the bollards can just be pulled out of the ground, they used to be padlocked.

    Some people who use cargo bikes to shop couldn’t get through, so the city removed the locks.

    The bollards are still there, but if you need to get through you can just lift it out, mosey on by, and then replace it. The middle one is made out of hollow aluminum I think, so it’s a lot lighter than the other solid steel ones. You can still lift those out, just not one handed.

    Up until then, the cargo bikes were just hopping off the trail and cycling along next to the trail on the other side of the fence, which was only about 200-300ft long on either side of the bollards.


  • IMPORTANT PROTIP

    Side-arm molotovs, don’t throw them over your back like you would a baseball.

    Unless you know exactly how to make a watertight molotov, there’s the possibility that you drip burning fluid onto yourself if you throw it up and over your body.

    By throwing side-arm (around and out to the side, almost like a Frisbee) you fling any liquid away from you.

    It’s also a good idea to make sure nobody is standing to your side that you could potentially douse in flames.

    Happy tossing, and remember to only use this knowledge for educational purposes!


  • People talk about being there “for” someone. Here being there “with” him is more important.

    When I’m depressed, having someone sitting on the couch in my living room scrolling on their phone is infinitely more meaningful to me than someone who is miles away and texting me a lot or offering to help with things. It’s probably part of my neurodivergence but having the person close in proximity while at least sort of paying attention to the room makes me feel less alone than having 10 people trying to check in on me all day.



  • It’s just a joke about how people “don’t have any guns” because they lost them. Not stolen because they would have to report that. They’re somewhere unreachable that you technically COULD verify, but likely wouldn’t unless there’s a very specific (usually requiring a warrant to get people to move) reason.

    So “boating accident” is to goto joke accident. Nobody would actually believe you if you said that to a cop, judge, or courtroom.