Aliens have to figure out our vaginas from scratch.

“The fuck is you talkin about, I looked a buncha stuff up on my phone that’s research!”

-majority of conservatives

Depends on how many you eat…

I imagine

With the internet ,you don’t have to!

It’s basically a wall you shoot over, and if you can shoot over the wall, the round doesn’t have the ballistic trajectory to fall into the road.

Went to church as a child, saw a lot of this.

One of my mother’s former friends was absolutely furious when she found out my sister and I had gone trick or treating and that was basically the end of their friendship and their kids weren’t allowed to talk to us anymore, their family began sitting across the room from ours like it’s a fucking high school lunch room.

The church started doing “Bible dress up day” on trick or treat night encouraging people to dress up like their favorite Bible character and doing games and shit with candy rewards for things. Some people left the church over it and attendance was low since most people still went trick or treating.

I got banned for “abusing the report function” from one instance.

Then I watched a mod war as several mods started banning/unbanning over the course of a few days.

I just made a new account on a different instance.

I guess reporting obvious transphobia was a hot topic about two years ago to some mods.

I’ll take a doodle snake with angry eyebrows over the most complex fantasy diorama you can churn out any day of the week.

I’m sitting in the break area right now, there’s 3 bins for people to toss their cigarettes in, yet the ground is littered with them.

It’s fucking disgusting.

bit my tongue to not torpedo our relationship

I’m so glad my wife is basically no contact with her parents, because I never have to play nice with them.

“EU considers following modern Nazi policy”

Everything you said after “pretend they’re Spartans” would be lost on them, because they only know what the movie 300 has taught them.

“what’s a Thermo-pile? What’s the navy gotta do with Spartans? Stop trying to bring slavery into everything, Spartans wasn’t woke”

You ask a bunch of questions about a task in order to convince the client that the task doesn’t need to be done at all.

I ask a bunch of questions because I’ve forgotten half the answers already and am trying to make enough stick that I can make something close enough they don’t notice my attention is wandering while they blather.

We are not the same.

Vanilla pudding in mayo jars.

Blue sport drink in index bottles.

exasperated sigh LOOK they’re MENTALLY 10,000 YEARS OLD but only THE BODY is 12 OKAY??? IT’S TOTALLY NOT WEIRD MOM GUYS!!!1!1one!

France usually does a pretty good job of fucking shit up when the people in charge go against the populace.

I guess too few people today are actually concerned about privacy. Honestly I think it comes from a place of ignorance. They don’t understand the dangers so they don’t believe there IS danger.

No needle in the syringe, apparently.

Still a good way to get bodyslammed into a wall. I’m not waiting to see if there’s a needle or not.

Seems like a well-regulated militia would go a long way here.

m not American. The presence of fascists in US politics has been a commonly accepted truth in anybody anywhere left of demochristians for half a century.

I am an American and idk where this idea comes from because I’ve been noticing a decline at least since high school political science forced me to pay attention for the first time. It’s been hard not to notice the slope getting steeper every day.

It’s because some people are still playing by a rulebook that’s burning in the corner trash can. Some people are still concerned with “what’s proper”.

In other words, “because she’s living in a fantasy world where normally that would have been a bad look”