No, but it looks like it’s easily available to stream, so maybe I’ll give it a watch tomorrow. I could do with a goofy Steve Gutenberg movie about now.

I’m actually pleasantly surprised. It does feel pretty much like a Naked Gun movie to me based off the trailer, while still being different enough to let Liam Neeson do his own thing. The casting seemed odd to me, but Leslie Nielsen himself did mostly serious work for the early part of his career. Maybe Liam Neeson can have a comedy sunset too, who knows?

Loud pieces of shit

I was on board with pineapple in some scenarios. Carl’s Jr does a teriyaki burger with pineapple that’s alright.

But beets? Apparently even the food is trying to kill you down under.

I dunno where they got this data from, but the PNW is definitely not “pop” country in my experience.

This reminds me of HOL (Human Occupied Landfill), which I’ve read about but haven’t played.

Anyway, it has stats like Meat, Feet, and Mouth, and skills like “That Psycho Bruce Lee Shit”, “Pilot Starship and Chew Gum at the Same Time”, “Whining Until You Get What You Want”, and “Turn Radios Into Howitzers”.

I realized after a moment that they simply meant “everyone in the castle attacks you”, but my first thought was of the castle itself rising up as a mecha like Alexander from FF9.

…could you have a castle mimic?

“If you ask me, that headless fella’s actually the lucky one.”

“Why do you say that?”

“He doesn’t have to watch the rest of this show!”

OHOHOHHOHHHOHOHOHOO!

Alright, that’s fucking it. Next long weekend I have, I’m figuring out how to install Bazzite.

Yeah, I never really liked him before, but I’m down with his recent villain arc.

This got me to find a stream for The Thick of It, and one minute in Peter Capaldi has already called someone “useless as a marzipan dildo”. Thank you for this gift.

Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship’s about to be plowed by that enormous-

I’m going to start a fight now by revealing that I dip the crusts in milk sometimes.

Somehow all better than the 13th Doctor’s sea devils.

There’s so many good stories where some brave hero has to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors cheer, and everyone lives happily ever after. But the hero never gets to see the ending. They’ll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They’ll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.

Ain’t that a bitch?

Try to find the nearest shaman, apothecary or herbalist and trade my future clothes/pocket contents for some hallucinogens and painless poison. I ain’t living through a time before electricity.

Reminder that The Lay of Nimrodel is written in common meter, so you can sing it to the Gilligan’s Island tune.

Edit: If you want a serious tune to perform it with, I just remembered House of the Rising Sun also works.

WotR is so fucking good. But a quick PSA for anyone interested: Install the Bubble Buffs mod so you don’t have to spend 5 minutes casting your 37 buffs before every large fight.

Not a huge fan, but I do get Yorkshire Gold when I can find it, because it’s Patrick Stewart’s preferred tea IRL.