Stupid question.
But whats the fish with the rather mediocre sized mouth and no teeth?
Asking for a friend
Cant believe im posting this.
Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you’d declaw a cat and then push your member into it’s feed chute.
You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.
The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it’s beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.
Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.
The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.
The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.
You climax and give the marine creature’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn’t stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.
Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it’s 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
I can’t believe I just read this. And don’t want to ask where it came from
Found The Deep
This makes me think the idea my coworker and I had to start our own business would be really profitable. We both have experience with mold making. And sex toys are a huge industry. What is an underrepresented category we could make a market for? Fish.
Fuck-A-Fish we would call it. Fleshlite-esque fish to bang. All different kinds. Realistically modeled and painted. And we would have a whole line of products to use with them. Like Love Chum, a textured lubricant.
Assuming a liberal definition of fish (I doubt this guy cares about scientific classifications), that would be a blue whale
On other things fish, some fish are more than 8" long, self lubricating and relatively round.
Ah, that legendary character
where is this from?
Code Geass. The text is supposedly from a bad fan translation.
“Supposedly” implies it could be legit.
I gotta tell you, I have 0% motivation to click that link and watch that YouTube video.
Same, gotta explain it because I’m not watching someone fuck a fish, then get his dick ripped off.
It’s an old comedy bit about somebody buying a vacuum cleaner. No dicks get ripped off but it is a classic. In fact no dicks are directly involved, just mentioned.
I heard he fucked an ostrich
Allegedly.
Heard it was a sick ostrich
It’d take at least two people to fuck an ostrich
…Three, even
Again, it was a sick ostrich.
…allegedly.
