It is not the fork that bends, it is only yourself.

Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.

The North remembers.

Why couldn’t he be pope?

Edit: eh?

A-Team were mass murderers

Mostly

The colors are highly saturated. It wouldn’t look like that in real life.

Do they have a kebab badge?

Get yourself a RIMjob and help bring them back

Thought it was going to be this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UueJK_HGn2o

That’s nobody’s business but the Turks

the penis mightier

Leroooooooooooyyyyy Jeeennkiins

Discovered this as well the other day. Much better for me, since you can see it, and also 2 spacebar hits on mobile makes a full-stop/period for me.

You mawnster

20 years ago, as well

Thank You for Posting (2025)

If they can brrap, they can brr

Marriage? Why, it’s the greatest weapon in any noble’s arsenal! Let me enlighten you on matters of state and power.

Marriage isn’t about love; that’s a peasant’s fantasy. For those of us who bear the weight of ancient houses, marriage is statecraft of the highest order.

When I wed the second daughter of House Tyrell, I gained three castles along the Roseroad and secured my southern border against those Dornish vipers. Her father’s bannermen now answer my call; five thousand spears when winter comes.

Marriage binds blood to blood. When your wife bears your children, you’ve created heirs that unite two powerful lineages. Should some upstart lord challenge either house, they face the combined might of both.

Consider the Lannisters and their gold. A prudent marriage there secures not just coin for your depleted coffers, but access to their formidable fleet. Or perhaps the Arryns, whose impregnable Eyrie would shield your lands from eastern invaders.

Politics shifts like quicksand, but marriage creates bonds that even the most treacherous lords hesitate to break. The realm notices when sacred vows are betrayed, and remembers.

So you ask what’s the point? Power, lands, armies, legitimacy, and the future of your house. What greater purpose exists for those of us born to rule?

Now pass the wine. These matters of dynasty have made my throat dry.

I never understood how to use the nozzle bidets properly. What angle do you shoot from?