How many farts, do you want mr putin? 2? Okay, put Putin in the tin can, evacuate the chamber and load 2 farts only! But sir! Two farts!? That’s gonna be barely 500Tor of pressure! His eyes are going to pop out!.. Well that’s what he chose!

I propose that the ruzzians come up with volunteer doctors for putin. And sure, let’s try anything and everything these guys come up with…on putin! You know, to extend his life! I heard lemons are good for life injection!

Maybe if they had a bully grading system, they could pluck the bullies out into bully sweeting school. Just keep the nice kids. So kids would vote against kids they don’t like and the school would segregate them?.. that’s apartheid/segregation… let’s not do that.

How come there were none last week? Eh? Eh? Can’t answer me that one! Trick question! Everyone was out on vacation! But we did have one day without a shooting, the first day. I can’t imagine a situation where it takes two days to get someone angry enough to plan something like this though. It’s so sad and stupid that we let things like this happen.

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My wife and I turned up low in vitamin D too. We’re on the megadoses. She is, I’m doing good since it’s still summer. I’m going back to megadoses as soon as the sun stops showing up. Anyway I was just going to ask if your sleeping improved. My wife can’t sleep. I sleep like a baby, but I have a strong suspicion that I got some immunological problem going on because I have a permanent elbow pain and a reoccurring rib cage pain. Getting old…

As a non pharmacist I recommend you take two mitooroxenloxen and then read the title one more time today 😉. Today is your day! Go out there and fuck something up!

I can’t believe you use the calculator for 2x2! Do you need help from mathtutors.com? It’s only $5 per month but just for you we’re applying a special rebate which puts your offer at a much lower $12 per month.

We also noticed that you calculated numbers near 700,000…are you try to buy a house? And also you keep dividing things by 9 and 12. Are you expecting a baby soon?

The yellow and blue masking tape is a really nice touch.

I was listening on NPR about how women were checked for femininity and given a card after an official go to see their reproductive organs for Olympic sports. Fun times!

Has anyone measured the impedance of that bird? It could be in the trillions of ohms! Terrifying if you think about it!

Elon has entered the chat…how many labs of this git kind can you make for him within 3 months? Can git be somehow monetized?

Yes Mr Sha, last name Moo, could you please sign on the dotted line? Next time you should think twice about swimming drunk.

Did they eat the rich? 🤑 Otherwise the plan is going swimmingly.

All conservatives are going to start choosing cremation. My parents were cremated and that brings comfort to my heart. Ass for I, I will require a big plug please. Then you can cremate me. It’s just in case I’m still alive at the time. You never know, I could be given one final parting gift that I would gladly accept. LOL. C’mon conservatives! The water is fine!

I need to try this on Christians!

Please give me 60% off this TV my beautiful Christian, I love you, I’m a Christian.

I would like to see him actually write something. It would probably look hilarious.

Even if you write assembly code straight out like a total hacker, it’s still a text file. Literally jump 0x12345 is text. And if it’s just a few kilobits long, then it’s a simple text file yes. Got anything else to ad? Specially if the file actually doesn’t work and the system made to run it “windows” is such shit that every copy of it got halted.

AOC for running mate! AOC for running mate!

The Christian Church…no! One must not teach our kids to d d d d…raw! And burn all books with pictures or photos. Because gad fore-bid they might be porn… Catho-licks…yeah burn all the evid…books! One of them might contain a photo of a priest and a kid…we mean porn…