In this version, the eagles arrive several years after its alll over.
AeronMelon
English teacher, childcare provider, father to an amazing boy who misses me very much.
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This is going over my head, I need a math tuber.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•A wizard death arrives exactly when it means toEnglish
2·25 days agoDied of supernatural causes.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Who is that with him there?
2·25 days agoAvenue Q is more high-brow than this season of Strange New Worlds.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•If I was the caller, I’d be pissedEnglish
2·25 days agoIsn’t this Close to Home, the Far Side-like comic?
Hunter von Braun
When you take the Irish citizenship test, they quiz you on the contents of this book.
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Global News@lemmy.zip•EU foreign policy chief says Israeli settlements should be treated like Russian-occupied CrimeaEnglish
7·1 month agoOr… or treat it like g- g- g-
GENOCIDE!
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Perry Bible Fellowship@discuss.online•The Golden Ticket (2008-04-15)
0·1 month agoWillie Wonka and the Slaughter House

Reminds me of Dancemania Speed.
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The Onion@midwest.social•I Can’t Believe Zohran Mamdani is Attending the Twenty-Fifth Anniversary Memorial of 9/11, When He Did Nothing to Prevent the AttacksEnglish
1·1 month agoI was 19… and probably playing Sim City 2000, as well.
America: big on winning wars.
…Lost the war on terror to terror.
…Lost the war on drugs to drugs.
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Gaming@lemmy.zip•This is basically me whenever people ask if I play videogamesEnglish
0·1 month agoFarming and building simulators, now known as high fantasy.
“So there was this gorilla…”
Should have made the sub out of something other than Dr. Pepper cans.
And what a cute wittle cannonball it is, yes you are!
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The Onion@midwest.social•Relax, If Food Is No Longer Safe to Eat, Just Eat CakeEnglish
4·2 months agoPANcakes.
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The Onion@midwest.social•HHS Replaces Childhood Vaccination Schedule With List Of Recommended Animal BitesEnglish
7·2 months agoIt is recommended to let the onion bite you, it builds up resistance.
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The Onion@midwest.social•Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his houseEnglish
8·2 months agoHe would have laughed at this.
















Perpetual federation machine.