I wish laughing at satire didn’t come with so much sadness these days.

That tram is wearing a hat.

Unmitigated anger.

That’s what the Hobbits in the animated Lord of the Rings would mug you with.

You definitely won’t regret provoking a seagull.

[Okay, I’m a robot.]

Wizard: “I cast detect on the bowl.”

DM: “it’s a bowl.”

Wizard: “I cast detect on the chair.”

DM: “It’s a chair.”

Wizard: “Fine, I eat the chowder.”

DM: “The spoon is a mimic. It latches onto your face and causes 35 points of damage.”

“$20, I smoke you until you’re relaxed then I steal your honey and leave before you realize what happened.”

And now the signals have completely stopped. Science for the win!

We might actually find the root cause of searching in our lifetimes!

5 years old and already an understudy of Satan!

Lewd hand-holding; it’s a scientific fact!

I have a hard time believing that there are drag shows that violate the law.

Meanwhile, there are absolutely gun shows in Texas that violate the law.

angry AirForceProud noises

Tracksuits and stilettos is peak Slavic fashion.

Did you travel back in time to 1982 and vacation at my parent’s house?

I haven’t seen that thermostat in decades.

Fairly certain that’s North Korea.

Picard agreed to make 10% of his PADD order PRODUCT(RED).

(Yeah, that’s still going in the 24th Century.)

Reminds me of this one: