Aww… Thanks for posting the truth, but I’m devastated.
You can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.
Can’t I just have sex with your cousin? Does that count?
My mom had sex with your cousin!
Heyoooh
Phew.
The Alabama jokes write themselves
What the fediverse
GRAMMA WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS!!!
They certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians
Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.
Very cool
Are you lost?
Keep up the good fight
Judging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition
Gotta keep it in the family
Seven generations of uninterrupted fetal alcohol syndrome.
Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts
GBO
Roll tide!
European here. And I’m afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But… can someone explain me what
iswent wrong here? My brain shutdown.It’s fake. Curiosity satiated.
Is this sort of thing common in Europe?
Only for royals the commoners have a bit more braincells
incest at your grandmas funeral
- They’re closely related
- They were having public sex
- They refused to stop
- It was during a funeral
- The funeral was for their shared grandmother
This is a big world, people’s customs vary, and I’m not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but “COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY” doesn’t throw up any red flags for you?
Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I’m missing dry humor or a language barrier.
Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.
Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.
usually
I don’t think I’m going to the right funerals…
Average Americans
