Damn. If only the Constitution has been transposed into non-cursive format at least once over the last 250 or so years! /s
I know you’re being sarcastic but I’m sure those that buy what Fox is selling here think that anything besides the original document itself is untrustworthy and has been doctored to be woke or something else stupid
Wait until they hear about the Bible
Which one?
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Exactly
The transcription on Wikipedia has pronouns in it! They even made it start with one!
As if random tourists are testing for forgeries
Da, why yankee no teach children Cyrillic these days? Москва́ DEMANDS ANSWERS
How could it be? It’s in cursive! Nobody knows how to read that!
I am continuously amazed what the right wing propaganda machine convinces people to get upset about.
BREAKING NEWS!!! DEMOCRATS CONTAMINATE WATER SUPPLY WITH FLUORIDE!!!
URGENT! Democrats conspire to plant trees to emit POISONOUS oxygen into atmosphere.
Eh, even they described as a literal “conspiracy theory”, so (without having seen the footage) it was probably more of a light-hearted quip.
Gotta float your bullshit somehow
Dude, I learned to read and write in cursive like every other 90s kid. I still can’t read much of the original text of the constitution. Have you see that chicken scratch?
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It’s very readable, definitely not chicken scratch. Unless I missed an implied “/s”?
Remind me: which party fights against funding public education, thereby forcing school administrators to make difficult choices about what to cut?
Like it matters to these fucking traitor shitbags. If every republican could just fucking get measles ASAP, that would be grand.
As if these dildos know what it says.
Well, they can read the bit about the “right to bear arms”, but the part involving a “well regulated militia” makes them confused and angry.
You’ve never read the constitution until you’ve read it in the original Klingon
I have to read cursive every day for work.
But that’s because I’m the only person I know who writes in cursive.
True, you can only truly understand it in its original cursive, read while walking around colonial williamsburg
Wut
“le Wut”
They still teach cursive? I remember hearing schools were dropping it in like the 2000s
At least we can read.
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Thank you, I’ve just updated the link
lmao, why would they care if that was accurate??
