And bottomless red wine glasses.

I did once. I called my boss and just said I was in too good a mood to come in and I’ll see you tomorrow. It worked.

I think honor is living by the rules one sets upon themselves and others. Especially when shit gets hard. It’s easy to say “I help people” but it’s a lot harder to push a car to the shoulder in the rain because somebody has a flat on a highway. It’s also easy to say people should let you in line because you have two items but do you do that when you have a full cart but really want to get home soon? I try to teach my kids “if you can help, you have to help”. When they do that, they bring honor to themselves and the family.

Ymmv.

*…reread the same books I already reread over and over…

I had iphones for a while and had to jailbreak them to get them to do what I wanted. Then one bricked and I got an android. I didn’t have to jailbreak it, I owned it, I wasn’t stuck having to use iTunes, and I wasn’t forced into thececosystem. Also, Smart Audiobook Player is android only.

No junk food, just earthly goods. I ate weird berries in the woods. Now I’m seeing colors; I’m getting higher. I think I’ll start a forest fire.

I imagine it’s because he thinks cognitively impaired means something to do with sprockets in a pear.

I admit I didn’t read the article throughly, but surely if it’s impossiblely thin it can’t exist. I only bring this up because I’m an obnoxious pedant.

Watership Down.

GG Allin has entered the bagel shop.

One of my favorite things in life is getting into a nice made bed. If I was rich, I’d pay someone to put fresh sheets on my bed every day. My wife doesn’t give a shit either way. I wonder what the venn diagram looks like of people that don’t make their bed with the argument about moisture vs people that wear raw denim jeans.

*peeing

My momma ain’t raise no fool.

TIL, ping pong balls, soda caps, beads, cherry tomatoes, and bolts are liquids.

Anything but grape. Apricot is a favorite.

Yeah. I figure there’s little to no point trying to engage with people online anout topics I feel strongly about. And I mean anything. Like I quit trying to convince people Mike V is actually a worthless skateboarder and king of the kooks, all the way down to the Sex Pistols are a boy band. Not to mention actually important topics like healthcare and reproductive rights. Though, I’ve quit doing it irl too. I think if anyone I talk to can be convinced to change their mind after talking to me, they’re just going to change their mind next time someone else tries. I find it’s better to just be the person I want more people to be and live by example. It’s the same thing I tell my kids- strive to be the person you want as a friend.

But I also tell my kids no one is allowed to play guns and roses in my house, so come to your own conclusions.

If you think about it, let me know what you thought of Bob.

Artisanship spans races.

Easiest way to score coke in a new town is talk to kitchen staff.

K. Should I care as much as he does about others? Because I think you’ll find it’s the same amount.