- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
yeah… fuck LinkedIn, Xing and all those social media made for career pigs.
UUuh look how successful I am working 80 hours per week for this prestige company.
No you idiot, you are a wage slave nothing more!
How else can I legally obtain enough currency to retire to my goat farm?
You can buy land for 20k.
You can find people giving away goats for basically free online.
If you want to make money out of goat farming theres a lot more to this than just a little bit of land and a few goats. Running a profitable goat farm means, that you either sacrifice all of your free time or that you scale up to a level where the goats are your only source of income. It isn’t that easy and devinetively not that cheap to start with it. You need a stable for the goats, machines to bring food and water to it. You need the food itself. A trailer to move the goats from a to b, you need someone to sell your goats to and all of this must be as cheap as possible if you want to make a profit out of it.
Goats are annoying. Just farm vegetables or something.
Goats taste better than vegetables
Goat farming is probably harder than most jobs on LinkedIn. Except you won’t end as a
psychicalmental wreck.I can’t tell if ‘psychical’ is a mispelling of physical or if some people feel the word psychological needs to be shortened into a new word.
Psyche is the mind. Psychology is the study of the mind.
Psychical is of or pertaining to the mind. Psychological is of or pertaining to the study of the mind.
Personally, I’d prefer cows to goats. They’re like giant dogs 😃
I want to do my job that I like. Even make money for the shareholders. Nobody seems to be interested though so fuck it goat farming it is.
I don’t want to be a goat farmer but I do find people that work hard to make management richer are insufferable.
“”" A man is walking into the office when he sees his boss pull into the parking lot in a brand new sports car. “Wow! Nice car! How’d you afford that?” he says.
The boss smiles at him and says, “Listen. If you work hard, hit all your numbers this quarter, put in some overtime, then I can buy another one next quarter.” “”"
To be fair, the pro-work propaganda is directed at the middle of the bell curve. That guy in the middle has bespoke mindfuck beamed into his brain 24-7, but the guys on the ends are well out of the line of fire.
Speaking from someone who spent high school living on a goat farm, you don’t want to have a goat farm.
Goats are absolute assholes. This fuckers will find even the smallest hole in the fence and break out of it. Sheep are already bad, but goats are the worst.
My parents were the middle ones so now I got an MSc and a good career. Aaand I’m contemplating whether I should just be a goat farmer instead.
I recommend against it. Goat farming isn’t for everyone. You should start with sheep first, then slowly add goats. People who go for goats directly tend to fail more often than not.
Can I start with chickens?