Exactly. I want to see him fight the current heavyweight champion.

If the earth were shrank down to the size of a golf ball, you could feel houses.

¿Porque no los dos?

You ate the onion

Me with 3d modeling/printing something from scratch.

That’s because there’s not enough space to house them all, and congress won’t do anything to fix the situation.

Biden closing the border wasn’t about giving the middle finger to asylum seekers, it was because everything was already seriously overcrowded.

If you go back far enough they do.

A lot of department stores will have a big and tall section shoved in a corner somewhere, but I usually have to order my actual size online after trying on the regular sizes.

That’s because reality has caught up with their ridiculousness.

SK is already working on it, but there’s a law about not providing weapons to countries at war they need to bypass

Reporting bugs isn’t the same as getting personal assistance from a dev to fix an issue specific to you.

I constantly went head to head with my school’s Spanish teacher because I was bored and she was a bitch. Eventually the principal had a meeting with my mom and said, “look, I know your son is smarter than her, but could you ask him to chill a bit?”

They actually care a lot about illicit drug use because it’s very relevant to your health. For instance, if you’re on amphetamines and your doctor doesn’t know it, anesthesia can kill you.

They’re not going to snitch on you, though.

Iirc he killed himself because he had an aggressive form of dementia and didn’t want to live like that.

After more than half an hour I just get bored.

Yes, we should condemn all of that

Reality is the issue, not you.

For a present, I think it would be fun to have a contract lawyer draft up an ironclad 3 wishes contract

God could have put the fossils there with the right carbon isotopes.

You can’t use logic to disprove belief in magic.

They do make half blades that are basically a DE blade broken in half.

You get 2 for one!