The only language I tried to learn that I actually thought was hard in and of itself was Ruby. Fuck Ruby.

Ocean Man, take me by the hand,

lead me to the land, that you understand

Grass, but remove the G and the R.

I’ve seen some shit claiming pasteurization is harmful and I just have to ask if the people who believe that know what pasteurization even is, because how the hell does boiling it make it harmful? Shit… If boiling milk makes it toxic, you better stay away from cheese. And a lot of baked goods. Creamy soups. Pasta dishes. Etc.

Satan’s plan sounds awesome. They won’t even tell me what God’s plan is. Just that he has one. Does he have a plan? Or does he just have the concept of one? 🤔

Typical Hotline Miami run.

Wait, what was that about Roombas sweating hallucinogens?

Can I lick them like those psychedelic toads?

lol, yup.

Of course not. You only lose if the king is captured. White is smart and kept their king absconded away in a secret underground bunker, while black foolishly has their king on the battlefield, where he can be captured or killed.

“I told you not to try it feet first!”

“I was really enjoying MGS6 right up until Necrophilia Man showed up… Worst. Boss. Ever. Whatever you do: don’t try to reset the game with the fake death pill!”

Mutual aid group… With nukes!

An actual, honest to God, trouser snake!

Best sign in the grocery store across the street from me is the one in the deli that says “Yes! We cut cheese!”

Of course it was from Fresno, lol

Gotta love me!

I used to be like this. But at some point, you make enough of something that you just memorize it and you only end up back here when you try something new.

Gonna need to come up with another phrase besides “Loose lips sink ships” to be more relatable to the current and upcoming generations.

“If you post, your base is toast!”

It feels pretty in-line with how they have been trying to push streaming games instead of running them natively.

Yeah… Hmm… Oh yeah.

I know some of these words.