Not lil’ Sebastian!
You’re 5000 candles in the wind
I thought these were life saving?
Well it didnt die from malaria so technically it worked
Should’ve been vaccinated against overvaccination
You see, the donkey was actually patient zero of the upcoming zombie outbreak. With its passing, millions of lives were saved.
What’s the name for zombie donkeys? Zomkey? Dombie?
Zombonkey
That’s what they use to resurface ice
My God. We’ve been fools the entire time!
Welcome to zombonkey dot com. This is zombonkey dot com.
he ate an even number of doses, not odd.
Did anyone tell the donkey it was vaccines for Senegal?
Just trying to understand whether this was a tragic accident or if the donkey is a racist asshole.
Sir, this is a horse. Unlike donkeys, they do not care.
Ah, true. The depth of my equine racism becomes apparent.
And they say vaccines are safe smdh /s
This is why RFK Jr is solving the problem and Making America Horsey Again
They found him, Mr Malaria himself
It’s a me, Malario!
this is awful
Sir, this is a shitposting community. We’re horsing around.
You’re such an ass.
Thanks, I’ve been working on it
Hate to see you leave. Love watching you go.
A horse ass?
Just don’t put the cart before the horses.
I’ll tell you the one thing I love doing more than almost anything l…counting chick’s before they’ve hatched. A lot of times I over count, sometimes I count just right, and then the one magical time when I somehow ended up with more!
It fell asleep at the vet actually. I Google lensed it