Fuck I can hear her say it too
The spork effect
For those who don’t know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like “this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)” that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
invariably
someonea robotic voice
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.
That’s a foforkrk.
AAAAAAAA!!!
Chopsticks don’t have any slots, why can’t I have soup with those then?
Ah yes, the scientific process.
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for “Look around you”. It’s around on YouTube so go take a look!
A spork is the perfect utensil.
Missing a half assed serrated mess on one side
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?
Ah yes, just peel the slots off
Stop slot shaming!
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
Unless you use a Vichyssoise fork. It’s all in the wrist.
“Observe my trolley. These are my weapons…”
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
So now I’m gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
Unless it has got many vegetables
User error. Just use colder soup.
I knew it! It’s a scam and always has been! Nobody wanted to believe me but now I have prove
*brain coursens by 3%"