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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?

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Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?

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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee
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    Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn’t ask, for her permission I’m wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear.

    In the store, there’s a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear

    In the office there’s a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town.” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress, like Madonna. Put on some eye shade, and join the parade. Walking around in women’s underwear.

    Lacey things, missing. Didn’t ask, permission. Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear.

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      This sent me down a wonderful rabbit hole.

      There is a music video.

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        There is a music video.

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

      • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I found from that, this;

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=76x9RGd_iiA

        And it’s gloriously awkward and funny. Men old enough to have fathered me, and I’m no spring chicken today.

        • taiyang@lemmy.world
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          Magnificent, haha

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          https://m.piped.video/watch?v=76x9RGd_iiA

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

      • Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee
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        Thanks for this! I didn’t know about a new video. I had this album on cassette when I was a kid

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          And only 11k views, feels like it needs a bump lol

    • philthi@lemmy.world
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      This is my favourite comment of all my experience with Lemmy so far.

      • taiyang@lemmy.world
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        There’s an album this is from. I am just learning this now as well! I Am Santa Claus by Bob Rivers (1993)

    • BlueLineBae@midwest.social
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      Oh man. In my fucked up family, this is the Christmas album we would listen to every year. I’m sure some songs were very inappropriate for children, but I’d like to think I turned out ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world
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      Until I saw the below comment, I thought you came up with that on the spot and I was really impressed 😂

    • RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network
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      This comment brings me so much joy 💕

    • benderbeerman@lemmy.world
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      This is the comment I was looking for, thanks for the trip down memory lane

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    How do you know they’re womans underwear? They could be mens briefs, or speedos.

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      they are, look at those bulges!

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        What an amazing example of the mind seeing what it wants to see

  • EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world
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    In the lane, my panties glistening.

    • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Sokath, his eyes open 😳

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  • Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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    Sigh

    • ieightpi@lemmy.world
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      I must have more context!..please

      • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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        unzip

        • ieightpi@lemmy.world
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          Got it lol

  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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    Men can wear panties too

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      It’s crazy uncomfortable though. Things get stuck or squished at the least opportune moments. I don’t think I’ve met an adult man who prefers them over the other options yet.

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        I wear panties instead of men’s underwear and have a dick and balls. Not uncomfortable at all. Just gotta find ones that fit right (I do have some that do cause such issues on occasion)). Wouldn’t consider myself a man tho.

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      NBies too.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    *walking under your mom’s underwear

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    Netherlands strikes again.

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      How do you know it’s in Netherlands ?

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        Bikes, roadsigns, architecture of the buildings. It’s a guess but I think I’m right.

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          I thought you were just making a joke because underwear covers the nether region.

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          Curiosity got the best of me. Reverse image search on google seems to indicate this was in Eislinger (Germany) in 2015.

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            Good for you.

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          Hum, without a better look at a street sign or license plat, this could be almost anywhere is west europe.

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    “Why are there red lights on this one?”

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    Ah yes, the fresh smell of pussy when opening your roof window… brings back memories…

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    What is this actually meant to be?

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      I’m guessing they hung it upside down and if hung properly it would be a Christmas tree

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        I turned my phone upside down and it looks nothing like a Christmas tree, hence my confusion

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      Since they seem to get lower as they go along the street, Im guessing they’re meant to be directional arrows, dropping lower as you get closer to wherever they’re drawing attention towards.

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    Could’ve gone with ‘Slay bells ring…’

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    Those are budgie smugglers smh

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