Frodo just finished - Gandalf is building up - Gimli’s G-spot just got discovered
Legolas pulled a muscle - Aragon passed out - Denethor is in post orgasm
Théoden is having a heart attack - Pippen is losing their virginity - Bilbo is about to start
more like … “hey I got an idea, let’s make boxes … you make all the boxes and we split the profit 80 for me and 20 for you”